P.T.: Welcome to Interviewing the Interviewers! That's where I interview Spike, Kyle, and Shrooby!

Punchy: What about me and Bogmire?

P.T.: We've already interviewed you two. So, first is Spike!

Spike: Why are we doing this?

P.T.: I saw that I have 22 Koopaling votes! That's three votes away from being a Super Koopa!

Spike: (sarcastically) Yay.

P.T.: So, where are Rexes usually located?

Spike: They can be found in Dinosaur Land and Hoohoo Mountain.

P.T.: Tell me about Shroob Rexes.

Spike: Those are Rexes that have been turned into Shroobs, but failed.

P.T.: Can Rexes fly? Because you have those tiny wings.

Spike: No. But we used to be able to fly.

P.T.: Why does it take so many stomps to beat Rexes?

Spike: Because we're durable.

Lord Crump: My line! (from that one Dark Koopa Interview)

Spike: Shut up, fat boy!

P.T.: Were you in any of the games that Rexes appeared in? And do you hope that your kind will appear in future games?

Spike: Yes, as the first Rex you see. And I don't care.

P.T.: Next is Kyle. So Kyle, what's the difference between Koopatrols and Dark
Koopatrols?

Kyle: Dark Koopatrols have more of a dark-blue armor, and red eyes. They also have more HP. I'm a Dark Koopatrol.

P.T.: Do Dark Koopatrols work for Bowser?

Kyle: Only a few of us work for Senor Bowser. I don't.

P.T.: Do you have any attacks that are different from a regular Koopatrol?

Kyle: Just one. We can charge up our attack power, like Hyper Goombas and Hyper Cclefts.

P.T.: Were you one of the few Dark Koopatrols that were in Paper Mario 2?

Kyle: Yes. I was the Koopanator, in the Glitz Pit.

P.T.: Do you hope to appear in future games?

Kyle: Si. And Kylie Koopa is my grandma.

P.T.: So?

Kyle: She forced me to say that.

P.T.: Next is Shrooby. Shrooby, were you any of the Shroobs in Mario and Luigi 2?

Shrooby: No. I was fired before that.

P.T.: Why?

Shrooby: An accident with the Shroob-omb.

P.T.: Oh. How are all Shroobs related?

Shrooby: Well, we start off as Shrooblets. Then we're Intern Shroobs. Then, regular Shroobs. After that, we can become any other kind of Xhroob. But in the end, we are Shroobsworths.

P.T.: Even females?

Shrooby: No. Female Shroobs don't go into war and stuff. So they were cut out of the game. They start off as Shrooblets. Then, Intern Shroobs. Then, Shroobs. Then, Shroozess T’s.

P.T.: Another joke about Toadsworth and Zess T. Why were the Shroobs attacking Plit?

Shrooby: That was the Shroob-sith army. They defeated the Shroob-jedis. If they hadn't, Plit would have been left alone.

P.T.: Did you like working for Princess Shroob?

Shrooby: No. She scares me.

P.T.: Okay. End Transmission!

Lemmy: This is your first Interview to not hav-

(Transmission Ended.)

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