Joe: It's time to let my new employees do an Interview.

Karlos: It's what you've all not been waiting for!

Beauty: Who's doing the Interview?

Joe: Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler.

Don Patch: Why do we have to do an Interview?

Joe: Because I said so. Now shut up and interview that bug, Shogun.

Jelly Jiggler: Fine. Shogun, why do you have that armor on?

Shogun: My skin is very fragile, meaning one hit would squish me.

DP: HEY! How come you get to ask the first question?!

JJ: Because I said so!

DP: Yeah right! I'm way better than you!

Shogun: Hello?! Are you forgetting the Interview?

DP: What Interview?

JJ: The Interview with Shogun!

DP: Oh. Why did you work for Smithy?

Shogun: At that time, we had no armor, but then Smithy said to join im, and we accepted, so he gave us armor.

(JJ is seen in armor.)

JJ: That's crazy talk!

Beauty: You’re the crazy one!

(DP is also seen in armor.)

DP:  We're not crazy!

S Beauty: YES YOU ARE!

Joe: That's enough!

(Joe takes out his cannon and blasts Beauty into a blackhole.)

Gasser: Hey! You can't do that to Beauty!

Joe: Yes I can! And I'll do it to you, too!

(Joe blasts Gasser into the blackhole.)

JJ: Back to the Interview! Where do you hang out?

Shogun: Land's End, because Smithy said something about us being pushed off the edge of Plit.

Smithy: I just don't like you.

DP: How does Smithy transform you guys into Armored Ants?

Shogun: He gave us a magical potion that made us stronger.

DP: That's not fair! I WANT TO BE STRONGER!!!

(DP dives at Smithy and steals his magical potion.)

DP: WHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now to be stronger!

(DP drinks it and gets muscles on his arms and legs.)

DP: I'm Super Don Patch!

Beauty: YAAAAAA!

Joe: Wait a minute, how'd you get back here?

Beauty: Plothole.

JJ: Why did Smithy send the Armored Ants into Barrel Volcano?

Shogun: He seems to want to push them into the lava.

Jinx: How cruel.

SDP: Audience time! Seat XBOX!

Spiny: How did you learn those magic attacks?

Shogun: Vivi taught us those moves.

Vivi: It's true. I did it.

Spiny: A witch! LET'S BURN HER!

Vivi: EEK!

(Vivi runs out of the building with Spinies chasing her.)

JJ: ... Seat MYGYMPARTNER'SAMONKEY!

Lupe Toucan: If it's true that ants can carry stuff ten times their own size, are you related to those ants?

Shogun: No, not really.

Joe: Let's end this now.

(A giant cereal box falls on JJ and SDP. Karlos takes a bite out of the box, and spits out a piece of jelly.)

Karlos: I got a prize, Joe!

Joe: That's impossible. This cereal box didn't say it has a prize.

(Joe walks over to the cereal box. JJ and SDP grab him and start beating him up.)

Lemmy: END TRANSMISSION!

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