Toadette Koopa: Welcome to my first Interview on...

Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!

TK: Today I'm interviewing Toadette!

Audience:  BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

TK: Shut up or I'll vaporize you!

(TK pulls out a vaporizing gun.)

Audience: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

(The audience runs out in fear.)

TK: (really loud) I'll give you free ice cream and cheese!!!

(The audience runs in really quick with Mario leading the group.)

Mario: Yay!!! CHEESE!

TK: Why did I have to say cheese?

(TK sits down and Toadette comes out and sits down.)

TK: Hi Toadette!

Toadette: Shut up! You're more annoying than Toad!

(Toadette glares at the audience.)

Audience: AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!! IT BURNS  US!!!

TK: O.O  Well anyway, let's start the Interview. First question. How was Mario Party 6 and 7?

Toadette: Well in Mario Party 6, I didn't enjoy it that much because half the time I was trapped in a tiny capsule that was really uncomfortable! It was fun playing though! In Mario Party 7 I felt bad for Birdo because she was trapped and she's bigger than me.

Birdo: My back still hurts from playing, too!

Toadette: Then stop landing on Bowser Spaces!

Bowser: Did someone say Bowser Space?!

Toadette: (pointing at Birdo) She did!

Bowser: Her again! @%$&*#! Here, take a coin.

Birdo: Oh wow! A coin!

(The coin opens up and stabs Birdo's bow.)

Birdo: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! My bow! I'm gonna die! Tell Yoshi... I... LOVE HIM!!!

Yoshi: I know already!

Birdo: Yay! Yoshi!

Yoshi: Oh no! Run for lives! Birdo LIVES!!!

(Birdo starts walking like Frankenstein.)

Tk: Hey Yoshi! If you get in this cannon you'll get away from Birdo!

Yoshi: Yay!

(Yoshi gets in the cannon and is blasted to Bowser's Castle and lands on his lap.)

Yoshi: @#%$#!!!

TK: Sucker. Ok. How come you were in Mario Kart DD, but not in Mario Kart DS?

Toadette: I was in MKDD because Toad needed a partner. He tried to get me into MKDS, but Nintendo wanted R.O.B. instead. I look better on GameCube anyway!

TK: What relation do you have with Toad?

Toadette: I don't like him. He has a super big crush on me.

Toad: She still loves me!

(Toad looks at Toadette with hearts for eyes.)

TK: Guards! Get him! Hey cool! I have guards!!!

(Roy and Larry throw Toad out the window.)

TK: Ok. How old are you?

Toadette: 23.

TK: You look younger.

Toadette: It's my clothes.

TK: Audience questions. Seat 10. How did you get back here?!

Toad: Will you marry me?

Toadette: No.

(Toad starts to cry.)

Toadette: I'll get rid of him.

(Toadette stabs Toad with a dagger while singing the Spongebob Squarepants theme song.)

Toadette: Spongebob Squarepants! Spongebob Square-pants! Sponge-bob Square-pants! Sponge-bob...

(Toadette raises the dagger in the air.)

Toadette: SQUAREPANTS!!!!!!

(Toadette pulls out a flamethrower and burns Toad.)

Toadette: All done.

TK: Ok. Let's continue. Seat 23,000,471,821.

Wendy: Do you like to shop and wanna go to the mall later?

Toadette: Yeah and sure!

TK: Seat 1.

King Boo: Are you scared of me?

(Toadette glares at King Boo.)

King Boo: (covering his eyes) It's too scary!!!

TK: That was weird. Seat 5,000.

Parakoopa: Are you related to Toadsworth?

Toadette: Duh! He's my grandpa!

TK: Final question. Seat 4,044,444,440.

Mario: Do you like cheese?

Toadette: No.

Mario: Die!

Toadette: Look! It's a cheese factory!

(Mario turns and looks.)

TK: Idiot.

(Toadette pulls out the flamethrower and kills everyone except TK and  Wendy.)

TK: Thanks for watching...

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Toadette: End Transmission!

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