(P.T. is reading the title.)

P.T.: I ain't interviewin' him!

Spike: Don't look at me!

Kyle: I want to go fight Roy!

Punchy: I want to go fight Culex!

Bogmire: I'm going to a shadow-ghost thing convention.

Shrooby: I...

P.T.: You're a smart, weak nerd! You interview him!

(Shrooby shoots a laser at P.T. with his laser gun.)

Bogmire: Then I guess Lemmy will interview.

Lemmy: I have a website to go run! I'm also very busy ignoring your submissions every now and then! Besides, I shouldn't have to interview just because all of you won't!

P.T., Spike, Kyle, Shrooby, Punchy, and Bogmire: Yes you do.

Lemmy: Okay.

Soon...

Lemmy: Welcome to Lemmy's Interview Show!

P.T.: We agreed that you would stop that.

(P.T. pops Lemmy's ball.)

Lemmy: Darn it! So Fawful, what's wrong with your grammar?

Fawful: I am in the ownership of a grammar problem of bad grammarness, because I was in the failing of a language class.

Lemmy: Huh?

Cackletta: I've been around him for ages. I can tell you what he said. He said that he failed his language class in school.

Lemmy: Oh. How did you appear in Mario and Luigi 2? You died in Mario and Luigi 1.

Fawful: I am not in the knowingness of what you are saying with your mouth of mouthiness.

Cackletta: He doesn't know what you're talking about.

Lemmy: You were beaten up in Mario and Luigi 1. Then you appeared as a ghost during the final fight with Cackletta.

Fawful: That was not the version of me that you all are knowing of.

Cackletta: That wasn't him. You see, I cloned Fawful, killed the clone, and it became a ghost that I decided to use for that attack.

Lemmy: Oh. What got you into the business you started in Mario and Luigi 2?

Fawful: After being injured in the method of painfulness, I saw the error of my ways of evilness.

Lemmy: Is it me, or are your sentences getting more and more clear?

Fawful: You will be doing the quiet verb of shutting up, thus closing your mouth of word spoutingness, and comment makingness.

Lemmy: Huh?

Cackletta: First, he said that after losing in Superstar Saga, he decided to quit being evil. Second, he said that you should shut up.

Lemmy: Why did you have a weird(er) getup during the fight with Mario and Luigi in Bowser's Castle?

Fawful: That was my Ultimate Fighting Suit. It gave me the strength of strongness.

Lemmy: Your sentences are still getting more and more clear.

Fawful: Shut up in the way that requires you being silent, and non-speaking!

Lemmy: Right. Audience questions! Seat DRINKCACTUSJUICE!.

Sokka: Drink cactus juice! It'll quench ya! Nothing's quenchier! It's the quenchiest!

Lemmy: Do you have a real question?

Sokka: Why don't you ask the circle birds?

Lemmy: You're such a Mario. That's what I call a person that's dumb.

Mario: Only my clone is dumb!

Lemmy: Seat PROPANE.

Hank Hill: What are you?

Fawful: I am being a Bean-person!

Cackletta: He's a Bean-person.

Lemmy: SIT DOWN OR I WILL MAKE YOU ALL INTO CHILI!

Hank Hill: That'll be some chili, I'll tell you what...

Lemmy: Seat THIRDCAMEOAPPEARANCEINAROW.

Johnny: Plank wants to know if you know E. Gadd and/or Frankly.

Fawful: I am not in the acquantainceship the people your piece of wood would like to know to expand its knowledge of knowledgeness.

Cackletta: He doesn't know the people you and your imaginary friend speak of.

Jonny: Imaginary friend?

Lemmy: Right. Bye!

Later...

Lemmy: That's the last time I interview someone, just because none of you will. Oh, and P.T. Why did you let all those TV characters in the studio? That's Martin's thing!

P.T.: Shut up, foo! Is that camera still rolling? End transmission!

Lemmy: You really need a camera perso...

(Transmission Ended.)

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