P.T.: Shrooby.
 
Shrooby: What?
 
P.T.: You didn't interview Fawful.
 
Shrooby: So? None of us did.
 
P.T.: But you're a smart, weak nerd.
 
Shrooby: Why are you looking at me in a vicious way? (Though I can't see it through your sunglasses.)
 
P.T.: Interview the next guy, or else.  >: |
 
Shrooby: What guy will it be?
 
P.T.: A girl. Named Bombette.
 
Shrooby: Not her!
 
P.T.: I shall eat you, if you don't!
 
(Shrooby faints.)
 
P.T.: Darn it! Punchy! Bogmire! Interview!
 
Bogmire: Okay.
 
Punchy: Make me!
 
P.T.: I'll give you a potato chip.
 
Punchy: Curses! My one weakness! How did you know that ghosts cannot resist potato chips?!
 
P.T.: It was revealed in Lemmy's Mansion. Now you shall interview for your chip!
 
Punchy: Only because a chip's at stake.
 
Soon...
 
Bogmire: Welcome to the Interview show!
 
Punchy: Bombette, why were you in the Koopa Bros'  jail?
 
Bombette: I got fed up with their abuse, so I exploded in their face.
 
Bogmire: What happened to you after Paper Mario?
 
Bombette: Us Bob-ombs took over the Koopa Bros' Fortress. Now it's a Bob-omb sanctuary.
 
Punchy: What's the sanctuary like?
 
Bombette: Fine. Except for the fact that Bruce is always trying to kiss me.
 
Punchy: How can a Bob-omb be pink?
 
Bombette: The people who made us just wanted us to have a different color than the generic Bob-omb. I just happened to be pink.
 
Bogmire: How is your fuse a ponytail?
 
Bombette: Every female Bob-omb's fuse is a ponytail. You've only seen it on me because you probably haven't seen any other female Bob-ombs.
 
Punchy: Audience questions! Seat ILOVEYOU.
 
Bruce: I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love  you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I  love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.
 
Bombette: Freak.
 
Blue Wind: Are you trying to imitate me? Huh? Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me.
 
P.T.: Ahhh! It burns! Just like Walmart brand peanut butter!
 
Blue Wind: What's so bad about that kind? Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tel...
 
(Punchy punches Blue Wind out of the studio.)
 
Bogmire: Seat STOPMENTIONINGME!.
 
Smogmire: What do you do when you're not in the sanctuary?
 
Bombette: I visit Koopa Village.
 
Punchy: Seat FORTHELASTTIME,STOPPUTTINGMEINYOURINTERVIEWS!
 
Exor: For the last time, stop putting me in your Interviews!
 
P.T.: Nevah!
 
Exor: Neosquid!
 
(Exor sucks P.T. into his "neosquid". He is then teleported to Smithy's Factory.)
 
Bogmire: Seat I'MACOMPLETELYBETTERVERSIONOFYOU!HAHAHA!
 
Bobbery: Do you ever do anything other than live in the sanctuary and visit Koopa Village?
 
Bombette: Not really.
 
Punchy: Bye!
 
Soon...
 
Punchy: I did the Interview! Where's the potato chip?
 
Lemmy: I think P.T. ate it.
 
Punchy: I am going to kill him.
 
Lemmy: The camera's still rolling. We need a cameraperson to turn it off so this won't happen.
 
Bogmire: I agree!
 
Iggy: My line!
 
Meanwhile...
 
P.T.: Where am I?
 
Smithy: In my Factory. Hmmm. Maybe if I couldn't take over Martin's Interviews, I'll go after this guy!
 
P.T.: Oh koopa poopa.
 
Smithy: I said that out loud? D'oh!
 
Meanwhile...
 
Bogmire: End Transmission!
 
(Transmission Ended.)

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