MEDAL TROOPA interviews JR. SHROOBOID

MEDAL TROOPA interviews JR. SHROOBOID

Medal Troopa: Welcome to-

Lemmy: LEMMY'S INTERVIEW SHOW!

Medal Troopa: Hello, stupid audience-

Audience: BOO!

Medal Troopa: Shut up. Anyway, today I decided to "buy" a wand from Kamek and Kammy, melt the wands together, and mould them into my image. Everyone check under their seats!

(Everyone looks and a punching bag pops out of every chair bottom and hits everyone.)

Medal Troopa: Anyway, Junior Shrooboid, why did you appear in the time machine alone?

Jr. Shrooboid: %#&*%#$%&&&%#$^$$%%^ (When Peach was captured, we knew it was a time machine and w- er, I attacked this time.)

Mario: Can-a I look-a at the-a wand?

Medal Troopa: No, you're not important enough.

Mario: Fine.

(Mario goes to the corner and sobs heavily.)

Medal Troopa: What happened to you after the Shroob invasion, and how did you get here?

Junior Shrooboid: @%%$&#^&#$@^&^*^$#&^&*^%#^&$ (Well, after those events, the professer locked me up and studied me. Then he invited Mario over, yada yada. Then the shroobs picked me up and dropped me off here.)

Medal Troopa: Newsflash, I can't understand you. Neither can they.

(The audience waves.)

Medal Troopa: Anyway, just ask a question, people. Seat 5.

Bowser Junior: If you're a junior, who are you named after?

Junior Shrooboid: @%^&%#!@&*#@!%^$#^%#^&$$ (Elder Shrooboid is my father, and the Brat is my bro. It's not to hard to see who.)

Medal Troopa: Seat 55.

Bowser: Are you a big or little brother.

Junior Shrooboid: #^&^$^*$% (Little, DUH.)

Medal Troopa: Seat 555.

Giga Bowser: Are you a physical fighter only or do you use tech from time to time?

Junior Shrooboid: $^^%*^%&%%*^@$%&^$$&^*$&*^ (Oh no, I'm a BIG tech user. Otherwise, how could i have used that time thing to come to this time?)

Medal Troopa: Seat 666.

Culex: ARE YOU A WEAKLING?!

Junior Shrooboid: %&%%& (Why you!)

(Jr. pulls out a remote and blows Culex up.)

Medal Troopa: THAT'S MY JOB! YOU AALLLLL MUST DIE!!!

(Medal Troopa waves his wand and everyone turns into a sweet tart. He takes a bite out of Jr, and gets really sick.)

Medal Troopa: E-e-end t-t-t-t-transmission!

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