PUNCHY interviews BOOLOSSUS

By P.T. Piranha

P.T.: Punchy, you know how I interviewed you?

Punchy: Yeah.

P.T.: Well, I'd like you to be a part of my gang.

Punchy: 'Kay.

P.T.: But first, you must interview someone.

Punchy: I'll interview Boolossus.

Soon...

Lemmy: The Broozer from that one Interview?

)Punchy punches Lemmy.)

Punchy: I have a name! It's Punchy! P.T. wants me to be part of his gang.

Lemmy: Fine.

Punchy: I'm interviewing Boolossus.

Audience: Aaah!

(The audience runs away again.)

Punchy: Boolossus, you made of 15 Boos, while Atomic Boo is made of more boos. Yet you're bigger, why?

Boolossus: Originally, we'd be smaller than Atomic Boo. But for some reason, there was a certain deleted scene in Luigi's Mansion...

Deleted Scene

(The 15 Boos have just turned into what looks like one bigger, but not very big, Boo.)

Luigi: I'm supposed to be scared of that?

(The Boo now takes out a Mega Mushroom, and eats it.)

Scene Over

Punchy: Oh.

Boolossus: Yeah, but now whenever we join together, I'm always this big.

Punchy: Oh. Why are the Boos that make you up sucked up without putting up a fight?

Boolossus: A, we use all our energy to join together; B, we were frozen.

Punchy: Why were you on the Balcony?

Boolossus: It was the only place with enough room. We were going to be on the roof, but there were Shy Guy ghosts on the roof.

Punchy: Not to mention King Boo and his Bowser suit.

Boolossus: No, that was the roof in another dimension where you fought King Boo.

Punchy: Oh. Why are you only 15 Boos? If you were made of more, Luigi might not have beat you.

Boolossus: We were all trying to get to the balcony, but only 15 of us made it.

Punchy: Why would that one Boo keep you out of the balcony unless you sucked up most of the Boos?

Boolossus: He was an idiot.

Punchy: Why did you shroud the Balcony in ice?

Boolossus: I never use that attack much. I'd just learned it a few minutes before the fight, so I thought I'd try it out.

Punchy: Bye!

Soon...

P.T.: Welcome aboard! Now you have to do all the chores!

Shrooby: Freedom!

Punchy: Noooo!

P.T.: The camera's still rolling? End Transmission!

(Transmission Ended.)

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