(Joe and Karlos are seen knocking on the door of the studio. Peachy Girl opens it.)

Peachy Girl: I don't do charity, buy raffle tickets, or buy Scout cookies.

(Peachy Girl slams the door.)

Joe: HEY! We're here for the Interview!

Karlos: Yeah, that's right!

(Peachy Girl opens the door.)

Peachy Girl: Must've slipped my mind... I AM getting paid double...?

Joe: *insert lady swoon sentence here*

Karlos: Yeayeayeayeayeayea.

Peachy Girl: ... Interview. Don't push it.

Joe: Right. As if I have a choice working on this show. Now where's Vivian?

(The group walks backstage.)

Beldam: ...And that's why you’re so irresponsible! And insert another threat and insult!

Joe: Hey! Old hag! Time for Vivian's Interview!

Karlos: Yeayeayeayeayeayeayeayea!

Vivian: Let's get outta here before Beldam... hrm... goes "Kaboom" over your comment.

Beldam: OLD... HAAAG?! WHY I OUGHTA-

Peachy Girl: Too late.

(Joe pushes a button, making an anvil fall on Beldam. Then, the group marches out onto the stage, despite the cliché gag.)

Joe: Yeah, we're interviewing Vivian today. Ladies first, Peachy Girl.

Peachy Girl: Why's your hat pink? I hate pink... It... BURNS.

Vivian: It's because I have powers that're based on fire, like the way Beldam's hat is blue, and she has ice-based powers.

Joe: Why do you hang out with Beldam, even though she abuses you for stuff you didn't do?

Vivian: I belong in the Shadow Sirens. No matter what she says, I still love my sister.

Beldam (from under the anvil): Mushiness isn’t gonna help.

Peachy Girl: How did you feel about Doopliss taking your place?

Vivian: I was angry, but I was glad that I got the chance to do the right thing.

Joe: And what about Marilyn? How do you feel about her?

Vivian: Beldam favors her a lot more than she does me. But Marilyn's not so bad. She only uses her strength when Beldam tells her to.

Marilyn: Guh!

Vivian: She has the brains of a rock, though...

Karlos: Audience time!

Joe: Can't it wait?

Peachy Girl: Audience time!

Joe: Oh, sure. Side with HIM.

Peachy Girl: Aha. Drama.

Joe: ... Seat 6/6/06.

Pirahna Plant: Why don't Shadow Sirens have any feet?

Vivian: We're like shadows gliding across the land. Besides, it lets us lurk below.

Peachy Girl: Seat 276.

Boo: In the end, the Shadow Queen states that she knew the Shadow Sirens from before.

Vivian: Yes, me, Beldam, and Marilyn were her top servants. She treated me how Beldam does, though.

Joe: Seat 397.

Buzzy Beetle: Do you know any love spells?

Joe: (under his breath) Please say yes, please say yes, please say yes.

Vivian: Yes, I do.

Joe: YES!

Peachy Girl: Oh, joy.

Karlos: Seat 75.

Fred Fredburger: I like nachos! Yes!

Joe: FRED! How long are you going to follow us around?

Fred Fredburger: ... Yes!

Joe: Go home!

Fred Fredburger: But I want to ask a question.

Joe: I don't care! Now get lost!

Fred Fredburger: ... Okay.

(Fred Fredburger leaves the building.)

Peachy Girl: Keep this up and the studio'll be empty.

Joe: Well, that guy was an annoying little freak.

Peachy Girl: And that’s why you two would make great friends. Seat 46!

Flutter: Do you like nature?

Vivian: It's kinda nice. I mean, if you like it partly chopped down by factory people.

Joe: All right! Time to END TR-

Peachy Girl: … Butbutbutbutbutbut… I’m getting doubled paid, right?

Joe: Only for you, sweetie.

(Joe gives her 100 bucks.)

Peachy Girl: ... WHAT DID YOU CALL M-

Karlos: END TRANMISSION. NOW.

Joe: Oooh, CAPS.

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