The Dryest Bones: All right Kamek, make me a studio worthy of a king... except THE King, of course (phew), and a mansion to go along with it of equal niceness.

Kamek: You got it, Boss.

(Kamek whips up a great Interview studio with Moo Moo Leather seating and a mirror ball, and then a palace made of bones.)

The Dryest Bones: AWESOME!

A Flutter touches the palace, and it all crumbles down.

The Dryest Bones: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! You'll have to make it up to me by doing my next Interview for me!

Kamek: And which idiot am I interviewing?

The Dryest Bones: Let's see... Robirdo!

Kamek: Why would I interview a robot?

The Dryest Bones: Because I'll shove you back into a capsule if you don't.

Kamek: CAPSULE! Okay, Kamek accepts.

At the Interview...

Kamek: Hello all, welcome to...

Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!

Kamek: Okay... Tonight, I interview Robirdo for my lazy, boring, idiotic boss,.

The Dryest Bones: SAY WHO IT IS, AND I KILL YOU! AND NOT LIKE ME! OR A BOO!

Kamek: I'll interview Robirdo.

Robirdo: Interview Mode Activated!

Kamek: First question! Why weren't you in the original Super Mario Bros. 2?

Robirdo: Question Accepted! Response in 3, 2, 1, I was being built by Wart when the Mario Gang came in. I could only throw out vegetables then, so I attacked with all of my might. But, unfortunately, they defeated my master. He had enough time to build me in between the two games, and since Triclyde 2 wasn't paying the rent, he got kicked out for me. The second machine was the prototype for Robirdo 2.0.

Kamek: That answered a lot! Guess we don't have to interview Wart now!

Wart: Hey! I'm not a complete idiot!

(Wart creates a poison bubble and knocks himself out with it.)

Kamek: Can we have a doctor?

Dr Mario: It's-a me!

Kamek: Blagityblag!

(Dr. Mario turns into rocket fuel.)

Robirdo: YUM! NEW FEATURE! NOW ABLE TO TALK LIKE A PERSON! AND FLY!

Kamek: All right, next question. Why were you pretty easy to beat, like the real Birdo?

Robirdo: I'M ROBIRDO! WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?

Kamek: The fireball version.

Robirdo: Oh...

Kamek: All right, time for some audience questions. Seat IMTOOFARAWAYFORYOUTOSEEME!

Mystery Figure: Who was the most challenging to you?

Robirdo: Toad.

Figure: Then?

Robirdo: Princess.

Figure: Then?

Robirdo: Mario.

Figure: Then?

Robirdo: Ummmmmmmmmm, weren't there only three?

The figure reveals itself to be Luigi.)

Luigi: OH, COME ON! AM I REALLY THAT UNNOTICABLE?

Kamek: Who are you?

Mario: I'm-a Mario! CHEESE!

Kamek: SECURITY!

(A Dark Bones grabs Mario and what's-his-face...)

Luigi: It's LUIGI!

(Right, Betty, and throws them out.)

Kamek: Seat 1.

Goomba 1-1: How come Wart made a robot of Birdo and not himself, Clawgrip, Triclyde, or Mouser?

Robirdo: He didn't want a clone, Clawgrip said he'd sue him if he did, Triclyde was too lazy, and Mouser was winning in his "Least Favorite Sub-con Guy" poll. He hated Fryguy, and Birdo was the only mini-boss, so he let her have the honor.

Kamek: Seat THEBABIESARNETYOURS!

Stork: Unlock the eighth gate, GATE OF DEATH!

(The stork gets so much power that he burns up into dinner. Then, Bowser eats him.)

Bowser: Do you want to be my minion?

Robirdo: No.

Bowser: MORTON!

Morton: Yes Dad, Father, King of Koopas, champion of my clan, and Koopa Troopas, and Hammer Bros, and Fire Bros, and Boomerang Bros, and Amazing Flying Hammer Bros, and Iggys, and Lemmys, and Ludwigs, ya know, he makes the weirdest stuff, like Bob-ombs, I like Rob-omb, he's cool...

Robirdo: SYSTEM MALFUCTION! SYSTEM MALFUNCTION! WILL DESTROY SELF WITH CHAIR IN 3, 2, 1...

(Robirdo hits itself with a chair so many times, eggs fall out all over the place.)

Kamek: EGGS ON ME!

AUDIENCE: HOORAY!

At the desert oasis...

The Dryest Bones: How'd it go?

Kamek: GREAT! Robirdo blew up, so everyone got eggs. Our audience has skyrocketed. Look at the Koopaling votes!

The Dryest Bones: There's one...

Kamek: And...

The Dryest Bones: UHG! Lemmy, take us off!

Lemmy: End Transmission!

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