P.T.: Shrooby, you will interview, now.

Shrooby: Who?

P.T.: Shroob Rex. But to be appropriate, Spike will interview too.

Bogmire: A Shroob and a Rex interviewing a Shroob Rex? I can’t tell if it’s original, or just plain stupid.

Spike: I’m too busy!

P.T.: What do you mean? All you do, outside of interviews, is sleep and/or do nothing at all! You’re just a lazy Rex!

Kyle: Senor P.T., I think I should interview. You did a poll, and I’m the most popular of the group!

P.T.: Next time.

Punchy: I saw that same poll! I’m in dead last! What did I do wrong?!

P.T.: If only I knew why the people picked who they picked.

Bogmire: Yeah, and I’m only one level above you. How did Kyle end up being the most popular?

Kyle: Because-

Lemmy: Hey! Are we interviewing, or what?

Spike and Shrooby: Fine.

Soon…

Spike: Welcome to… too lazy to say it.

Shrooby: Welcome to the Interview show. Today we interview a Shroob Rex!

Shroob Rex: My name is Big D.

Spike: ???

Shroob Rex: You know, D for dinosaur?

Spike: You’re kidding, right?

“Big D”: Yeah. That’s just my nickname. My real name is Shrike.

Spike: Kay.

P.T.: Hmmm. When I first interviewed Punchy, I thought of him as a random Broozer. But he told me that he has a name. He soon became a part of my gang. This must mean you’ll be a part of the gang.

Shrike: Okay.

P.T.: But first, the Interview. Spike, you got first billing, so you ask the first question.

Spike: Darn! Okay. What are you?

Shrike: I think this question was answered in a previous Interview.

Spike: Some of us (like me) are too lazy to go there.

Shrike: I’m a Rex that was turned into a Shroob. Only the transformation wasn’t successful.

Shrooby: I haven’t had a line in a while. Why were you in Shroob Castle?

Shrike: We were kept as Princess Shroob’s pets.

Spike: Do you still work for her?

Shrike: No. Once she died, we were all unemployed.

P.T.: But she’s in the audience, in seat I’MSTILLALIVE.

(P.T. points to a chair in the audience with Princess Shroob in it. She doesn’t know that they’re looking at her, because she’s asleep.)

Shrike: Oh. Now I need to find a job.

P.T.: You can be part of my gang. Back to the Interview!

Stuffwell: My line! Sort of.

Shrooby: What is the life of a Shroob Rex like?

Shrike: Basically, just like the life of a rex. But a few things are added.

Spike: Did anyone notice that your name is similar to mine?

Shrike: Blame my parents. I don’t think that question was good enough.

Spike: I know.

Shrooby: Why do you have tan/orange/yellow shoes?

Shrike: Why does your friend there have red shoes?

Spike: They were on sale. Now answer.

Shrike: They were on sale.

Spike: Were you any of the Shroob Rexes in Partners in Time?

Shrike: Yeah. Not sure which one, though.

Shrooby: How come you wear shoes, but no other articles of clothing?

Shrike: We have sensitive feet, like Yoshis.

Spike: Yeah. I could’ve told you that.

P.T.: Okay. That’s all.

(The audience leaves.)

P.T.: Shrike, do you want to be part of my gang?

Shrike: ‘Kay.

P.T.: First, you have to interview someone.

Shrike: Kay.

P.T.: End Transmission!

Transmission Ended.

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