KYLE interviews SMORG

By P.T. Piranha

P.T.: I have an idea!

Kyle: What?

P.T.: Spike and Shrike will interview someone!

Spike: I’m too lazy!

Kyle: I haven’t interviewed in a while, senor! I should Interview! I’m the most popular one of us!

P.T.: Fine.

Soon…

Kyle: Ohla!

Audience: Bonjour!

Kyle: No. It’s ohla.

Audience: Konichiwa!

Kyle: … Right. Anyway, senors and senoritas, say “hi” for Smorg!

Audience: Hi for Smorg!

Kyle: …

Smorg: Smoorg! Smog gro!

Kyle: Here! Have a burrito!

(Kyle throws a burrito into where the Smorg’s mouth would be.)

Smorg: Hey! I can speak English!

P.T.: Isn’t it weird how everyone on this site conveniently has something that will make a character that doesn’t speak English, speak English?

Lemmy: You have no idea.

Kyle: Senor Smorg, is “Smorg” your name, or your species?

Smorg: It’s my species. Each little black or red one of us is called a Smorg. But joined together, our name is actually Smorg.

Kyle: Why are parts of you rojo?

Smorg: Rojo?

Kyle: It’s how people back in my country say “red”.

Smorg: Oh. They’re the elites. They also hold our form together.

Kyle: I see. Why were you in Riverside Station in Paper Mario Dos? Dos is Spanish for “two”.

Smorg: We were supposed to stop Mario from hitting the switch that would lower the bridge. We tried to stop the train by force, but that didn’t work, either.

Kyle: Why were you trying to impidir (impede) Senor Mario’s progress in Paper Mario Dos?

Smorg: I was used as a pet for the Shadow Sirens.

Kyle: Oh. Do you come in other colors?

Smorg: Some of us are white. But not normally. Those just appear in Boggly Woods, but only a part that wasn’t in Paper Mario 2.

Kyle: Where do you normally appear?

Smorg: Just barren, dusty plain-like areas.

Kyle: Gracias. Audios, amigos!

Audience: Arivwah!

Kyle: No. It’s “audios”.

Audience: Sionara!

Kyle: …

Soon…

Spike: Whatever happened to audience questions?

P.T.: I can’t think up enough questions to write into the Interviews. Sometimes I can, though. You know, you’re the only member of the group that hasn’t done a solo Interview! Even Lemmy and guys that came after you have done a solo Interview!

Spike: So?

P.T.: So you are going to do a solo Interview next time.

Spike: Oh darn.

Kyle: I bet you’ll get a grande’ amount of Koopaling votes with that Interview, since I’m el most popular character of us!

Lemmy: Camera’s still rolling.

P.T.: D’oh! End Transmission!

Transmission Ended.

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