P.T.: I have an idea!
Kyle: What?
P.T.: Spike and Shrike will interview someone!
Spike: I’m too lazy!
Kyle: I haven’t interviewed in a while, senor! I should Interview! I’m the most popular one of us!
P.T.: Fine.
Soon…
Kyle: Ohla!
Audience: Bonjour!
Kyle: No. It’s ohla.
Audience: Konichiwa!
Kyle: … Right. Anyway, senors and senoritas, say “hi” for Smorg!
Audience: Hi for Smorg!
Kyle: …
Smorg: Smoorg! Smog gro!
Kyle: Here! Have a burrito!
(Kyle throws a burrito into where the Smorg’s mouth would be.)
Smorg: Hey! I can speak English!
P.T.: Isn’t it weird how everyone on this site conveniently has something that will make a character that doesn’t speak English, speak English?
Lemmy: You have no idea.
Kyle: Senor Smorg, is “Smorg” your name, or your species?
Smorg: It’s my species. Each little black or red one of us is called a Smorg. But joined together, our name is actually Smorg.
Kyle: Why are parts of you rojo?
Smorg: Rojo?
Kyle: It’s how people back in my country say “red”.
Smorg: Oh. They’re the elites. They also hold our form together.
Kyle: I see. Why were you in Riverside Station in Paper Mario Dos? Dos is Spanish for “two”.
Smorg: We were supposed to stop Mario from hitting the switch that would lower the bridge. We tried to stop the train by force, but that didn’t work, either.
Kyle: Why were you trying to impidir (impede) Senor Mario’s progress in Paper Mario Dos?
Smorg: I was used as a pet for the Shadow Sirens.
Kyle: Oh. Do you come in other colors?
Smorg: Some of us are white. But not normally. Those just appear in Boggly Woods, but only a part that wasn’t in Paper Mario 2.
Kyle: Where do you normally appear?
Smorg: Just barren, dusty plain-like areas.
Kyle: Gracias. Audios, amigos!
Audience: Arivwah!
Kyle: No. It’s “audios”.
Audience: Sionara!
Kyle: …
Soon…
Spike: Whatever happened to audience questions?
P.T.: I can’t think up enough questions to write into the Interviews. Sometimes I can, though. You know, you’re the only member of the group that hasn’t done a solo Interview! Even Lemmy and guys that came after you have done a solo Interview!
Spike: So?
P.T.: So you are going to do a solo Interview next time.
Spike: Oh darn.
Kyle: I bet you’ll get a grande’ amount of Koopaling votes with that Interview, since I’m el most popular character of us!
Lemmy: Camera’s still rolling.
P.T.: D’oh! End Transmission!
Transmission Ended.
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