P.T.: Spike, it’s time for your first solo Interview.

Spike: I can’t. I have some friends coming over.

P.T.: Who?

Spike: Rudy and Brent.

P.T.: Who are they?

Spike: An X-Naut and Baseball Boy, respectively.

P.T. In that case, I’m going to go write Lemmy’s Mansion 3.

(P.T. leaves. Soon…)

X-naut: Welcome! I’m Rudy Riverson!

Baseball Boy: I’m Brent Batter!

Spike: And I’m Spike Claws.

Rudy: Today, we’ll interview my ex-boss, Grodus!

Grodus: Rudy, why am I here?

Rudy: Because when you fired me, you said I could bring you down to be interviewed, if I want.

Grodus: Hmmm.

Fun Fact: When Grodus summoned the X-Naut to bring the Shadow Sirens to him, after Chapter 1 in PM2, that X-Naut was Rudy!

Fun Fact #2: I once started a little comic starring Rudy, Spike, and Brent. But quit.

Fun Fact #3: I don’t have anything to say.

Fun Fact: Ha ha!

Fun Fact #2: Yeah! What a loser!

(Fun Fact #3 beats up Fun Facts #1 and 2.)

P.T.: Guys! Take this fight outside!

Fun Facts #1,2, and 3: Fine.

(They leave.)

Spike: That was stupid.

Brent: I’ll say.

Rudy: So Grodus, why do you have a whole body? I thought you were just a head.

Grodus: That was just my stunt double.

Spike: Why is your head all machine-like?

Grodus: A terrible accident, ten years ago.

Brent: If you have such a high-tech fortress, why do you use magic attacks?

Grodus: That was just Nintendo’s way of making me more interesting. My real attacks are actually science-based. But that’d be too boring.

Rudy: I don’t know about that. Did you know that Beldam was using you to awaken the Shadow Queen?

Grodus: No.

Spike: How did you survive Lemmy’s Mansion 2?

Grodus: Again: stunt double.

Brent: Why did you turn good?

Grodus: That was just to keep the police away. I’m not that bad anymore, but I’m no model citizen!

Rudy: Audience questions! Seat SHADOW.

Shadow Queen: Why do you depend on a fat, incompetent guy? You know, Crump.

Grodus: He’s the strongest of my minions.

Spike: Seat YABOO-YABOO.

E. Gadd: Who’s smarter? You, or me?

Grodus: I think I might know a little more than you. But not too much. (Unfortunately.)

Brent: Seat FUNFACT.

Fun Fact #4: Have you seen my brothers?

Brent: Uh, they’re fighting outside.

Fun Fact #4: Thanks.

(Fun Fact #4 goes outside, and tries to stop the other fun facts from fighting, but fails.)

Spike: I’m beat.

Brent: (Lazy.)

(Brent and Rudy leave. So does everyone else.)

Spike: Uh, End Transmission!

Transmission Ended.

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