Toadette Koopa: Welcome to T.Koopa Interviews!
 
Lemmy: T.Koopa Interviews! Watch it or you'll die! NOW!
 
Toadette Koopa: The studio was finally fixed and Lakitu has been banned from chocolate.
 
Lakitu: Must... have... CHOCOLATE!!!
 
(Lakitu faints.)
 
Ludwig: Uh oh.
 
Toadette Koopa: What is it now?
 
(Ludwig's invention that he somehow built in the past five seconds goes wild and people start turning into babies.)
 
Toadette Koopa: AAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
 
(Everyone turns into babies.)
 
Baby Toadette Koopa: Goo?
 
Baby Ludwig: Goo goo gah gah!
 
Baby Lakitu: Goo... Goo... Goo!!!!
 
(Since everyone is a baby we will translate what they are saying.)
 
Repeat of the last few lines...
 
Baby Toadette Koopa: What happened?
 
Baby Ludwig: The machine went out of control! It turned us all into babies! It was to make me older, but it backfired!
 
Baby Lakitu: Must... have... chocolate!!!
 
Baby Toadette Koopa: Well since we're all babies I'll have to do the Interview like this while Baby Ludwig fixes this! Today, I'll interview Baby Bowser!
 
Baby Bowser: Make it quick! I got a nap at 3.
 
Baby Toadette Koopa: What happened to your parents? I've never seen them.
 
Baby Bowser: When I was a few months old, Kamek was hired by Mommy and Daddy
to watch me. Daddy and Mommy were nice. They loved Yoshis a lot! Kamek hated Yoshis and used his magic one night to kill them! I *sniff* miss them!!!
 
(Baby Bowser's eyes start to water.)
 
Baby Bowser: WWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
 
Baby Toadette Koopa: Uh oh! I got a squeaky toy!
 
(Baby Bowser stops crying and grabs the squeaky toy.)
 
Baby Toadette Koopa: Ok, next question. Why do you like Peach?
 
Baby Bowser: She's prettiful and nice!
 
Baby Toadette Koopa: What about Daisy?
 
Baby Bowser: She's okay, but not as nice and prettiful as Peach.
 
Baby Peach: Yay!
 
Baby Mario, Baby Luigi, and Baby Daisy: Grrrr.
 
Baby Mario: She's mine, turtle boy!
 
Baby Bowser: WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
 
Baby Luigi: Daisy is nice and pretty!
 
Baby Bowser: Not to me.
 
(Baby Peach looks at Baby Bowser and Baby Mario, trying to figure out who's better.)
 
Baby Daisy: I'm too nice and prettiful!
 
Baby Bowser: No you’re not!
 
Baby Toadette Koopa: Baby Bowser, why was Kamek your babysitter?
 
Baby Bowser: He was hired by Mommy and Daddy because he was the most powerfuliest Magikoopa. Daddy didn't want to be overpowered by him so he hired him to be my babysitter to weaken him!
 
Baby Toadette Koopa: Why can you speak? Babies ain't supposed to know how to talk.
 
Baby Bowser: Kamek put a spell on me so that I can speak so he would know what I wanted when I cried.
 
Baby Toadette Koopa: I'm out of questions! AUDIENCE TIME! I'm calling seats since becoming a baby made me lose my ability to read the cards. Baby Peach.
 
Baby Peach: Do you really like me?
 
Baby Bowser: Your prettifuler than the stars themselves!
 
Baby Peach: Yay!!!
 
Baby Mario: Grrrrr.
 
Baby Toadette Koopa: Baby Kamek.
 
Baby Kamek: I'm young again! Woohoo!!!
 
Baby Toadette Koopa: You wanna die?
 
Baby Kamek: Ok. Did you clean your room?
 
Baby Bowser: You can't make me!
 
Baby Toadette Koopa: Baby Wario.
 
Baby Wario: Do you have weak security?
 
Baby Bowser: No.

Baby Wario: Rats!
 
(Baby Ludwig walks in.)
 
Baby Ludwig: I fixed the machine!
 
(Ludwig turns it on and it blows up and everyone turns old.)
 
Old Toadette Koopa: Hello, sonny!
 
Old Bowser: WHAT?!
 
Old Toadette Koopa: I said hello, sonny!
 
Old ShyGal Daisy: We have to get Ludwig's machine fixed!
 
Old Toadette Koopa and Old Bowser: OK!
 
(Everyone starts walking toward Ludwig very slowly.)
 
 1,000,000 years later...
 
(Everyone is still walking slowly.)
 
1,000,000 years later...
 
Old Patrick: Can you hurry up? I'm running out of time cards!
 
(Everyone reaches the machine and Ludwig fixes it and everyone becomes babies again.)
 
Baby Toadette Koopa: I should do more audience questions! Baby Koopa!
 
Baby Koopa: What do you plan to do when you get older?
 
Baby Bowser: Turn my brother Wart into a frog, marry Peach. and have eight kids together! Oh yeah, and rule all of Plit and the Earth.
 
Baby Koopa: I wonder what will happen to me?
 
(Baby Koopa has a vision of himawld falling into a lava pit and coming out as a Dry Bones.)
 
Baby Koopa: Oh well! Time to go play in that lava pit outside!
 
(Baby Koopa leaves.)
 
Ludwig: I did it!
 
(Ludwig turns on the machine and everyone goes back to normal.)
 
Ludwig: No need to thank me!
 
Toadette Koopa: Well that was all on T.Koopa Interviews!
 
Ludwig: Yay! I didn't get killed this time!
 
(Toadette Koopa pulls out a piece of poisonous chocolate cake and Ludwig eats it and dies.)
 
Lemmy: T.Koopa Interviews! Watch it or you'll die! NOW!

ShyGal Daisy: This is my second line in this Interview. Bye!!! END TRANSMISSION!

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