The Dryest Bones: Well, boys, it's the moment one of us will me dreading, *gulp* INTERVIEW DAY!
Kamek and Egg Guy: GASP!
The Dryest Bones: So, we'll decide who gets to do it by who ate the last piece of pizza...
Kamek: You.
The Dryest Bones: Who hasn't done an Interview in the longest?
Egg Guy: You.
The Dryest Bones: Who hasn't appeared in my first Fun Fiction by leg 2...
Kamek: Well, that's Egg Guy, but it's still two to one!
The Dryest Bones: FINE! Here's my keys and my ID to the oasis. Enjoy...
At the Interview studio...
The Dryest Bones: Hello, and welcome to...
Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!
The Dryest Bones: All right, today I interview Game Guy!
Audience: BOO!
Boo: BOO! Yes?
The Dryest Bones: What's wrong with Game Guy?
Audience: HE TOOK ALL OF OUR MONEY!
Game Guy: I said not to gamble on the little Chomp...
The Dryest Bones: All right, first question. Why were you a space?
Game Guy: I was broke. After 60 people with tons of coins lost, I was actually able to pay winners, but still keep most of the money...
The Dryest Bones:
So that's why I could never win the first 60 times I played!
GRRRRRRRRRRR!
NEXT QUESTION! Why were you only in Mario Party 3?
Game Guy: Nintendo had better things to do than waste money playing my show, so they sent me on my way...
The Dryest Bones: That sorta makes sense.
Game Guy: GOOD!
The Dryest Bones: Last one of my questions. Why did you only give out up to 999 coins? I wanted my 3,200!
Game Guy: In Mario Party, do you really NEED more that 999?
The Dryest Bones: DANG IT! My old archenemy, LOGIC!
Game Guy: Hehe...
The Dryest Bones: All right, time for audience questions! Seat STILLWAYTOOFARAWAYFORYOUTOSEEME!
???: Who did you rip off the most?
Game Guy: Ummmmm, Betty!
(??? is Luigi, again.)
Luigi: COME ON! SHOULD I JUST CHANGE MY NAME TO BETTY?
The Dryest Bones: Your name isn't Betty?
Mario: It's-a Mario!
The Dryest Bones: SECURITY!
(A Dark Bones carries off Betty and Mario.)
The Dryest Bones: All right, seat HALFBAKEDSCHEME!
Ludwig: Are vu a regular Shy Guy?
Game Guy: No, I'm actually a Groove Guy that likes gambling and bow-ties.
The Dryest Bones: Second to last question, seat YOUJUSTHADTODOITTHISINTERVIEWTOO!
Ukiki: Unlock the eighth gate, GATE OF DEATH!
(Bowser just eats him.)
Bowser: A+ for the FRIED MONKEY! Anyway, are you a part of Wart's army, or the General's Platoon?
Game Guy: Wart.
Bowser: WART HAS GOT THE CASINOS! TAKE OVER THE SUBWAYS!
Subway: Eat Fresh!
The Dryest Bones: Well, that's all the time we have here today, so...
(Yoob eats Game Guy.)
The Dryest Bones: Se ya all next TIME!
Lemmy: END TRANSMISSION!
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