The Dryest Bones: Well, it's Interview Day again...

Kamek: Which means, I get pizza!

The Dryest Bones: Which means YOU'RE INTERVIEWING!

Kamek: But... why?

The Dryest Bones: Because, if you don't, we're voting you off the Interview studio.

Kamek: What we? Egg Guy is on Yoshi's Island!

At Yoshi's Island...

Yoshi: You stole one of our eggs and have tried to kill Yoshikind! Now, you will pay!

Egg Guy: HELP!

Not at Yoshi's Island...

The Dryest Bones: Well, each bone in my body counts as a voter. That's why I never lose elections!

Kamek: Fine...

At the studio...

Lemmy: LEMMY'S INTERVIEW SHOW!

Kamek: Hello, and welco... YOU SAID IT TOO EARLY!

Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show?

Kamek: Better. Today, I interview Rocky Wrench.

Rocky Wrench: HI! I'm...

Kamek: Let me guess, Rocky, The Rock, Rock Hock?

Rawk Hawk: RAWK ON!

Rocky Wrench: Yishotimi.

Kamek: WOW! A cool name!

Yishotimi: Yep!

Kamek: All right, first question. Why were you always in the doomships?

Yishotimi: Well, SOMEONE had to clean up after Morton...

Kamek: I meant the OTHER doomships.

Yishotimi: Oh. Well, we originally lived in the wood. We just went wherever Bowser told us to in his kids' ships, and he'd give us our forest back.

Kamek: That's the most environmentally friendly thing other than Captain Planet I've ever heard.

Yishotimi: Don't mock our hero!

Plit: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Kamek: All right, why weren't you in Larry's doomship?

Yishotimi: Larry didn't want to cut down any more of our homes. We like Larry.  8)

Kamek: All right, final "me" question, why do you use wrenches?

Yishotimi: Ludwig was the only one who had the time to teach us how to use weapons. The wrench was his favorite, so we used that.

Kamek: All right, time for audience questions. Seat ICAMEBACKBUTYOUSTILLCANTSEEME!

???: Which Mario Brother was harder for you to beat?

Yishotimi: Betty was.

(???, as we all know, is Luigi.)

Luigi: COME ON! CAN'T ANYONE GET MY NAME RIGHT?!

Kamek: IT'S NOT BETTY?!

Luigi: UNLOCK THE EIGHTH GATE! GATE OF DEATH!

Kamek: Wow, usually we have to wait for another seat to do that. CHOW BOW TIME!

Luigi: Wha?

(Bowser eats the extra crispy Luigi.)

Bowser: 100 stars! By the way, why were you in Mario Kart DS? You were just going to get run over.

Yishotimi: Well, I wasn't going to stay locked in Super Mario Bros. 3 forever!

Bowser: Good point.

Kamek: Seat IMINALOTMOREGAMESTHANYOU!

Monty Mole: HAHA! Anyway, why was there an unlimited supply of Wrenches?

Yishotimi: Rocky Wrenches have the magic ability of instant rebirth.

Kamek: So every religion is !@$#@!@!$?

Yishotimi: @#%&@.

Kamek: !@$%@##@!^%.

In the control room...

The Dryest Bones: WHO PUT IT ON SHROOB LANGUAGE?

(A Lakitu points to Princess Shroob.)

The Dryest Bones: KAMEHAMEHA!

(Princess Shroob goes flying through the Interview station.)

Back in English...

Kamek: FINAL QUESTION! Seat MYANNOYINGBOSS!

The Dryest Bones: Would you like to be hired as part of my Interview crew?

Yishotimi: YES!

The Dryest Bones: ALL RIGHT! Well, here goes nothing!

(The Dryest Bones zaps Yishotimi with a laser that apparently does nothing.)

Yishotimi: What was that?

The Dryest Bones: CONGRAGULATIONS! YOU PASSED THE TEST!

Kamek: Well, I'll see you all later on...

Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!

Back at the oasis...

Egg Guy: I barely got back alive...

The Dryest Bones: Well, the good news is, we got a new Interview member, so you don't have to do all of the chores.

Egg Guy: YAY!

The Dryest Bones: The bad news is that we need an extra pizza, so that'll come out of your pay.

Egg Guy: NO!

The Dryest Bones: YISHOTIMI!

Yishotimi: Yes?

The Dryest Bones: Do the honor of waking Lemmy up for us.

Yishotimi: You got it, Boss!

(Yishotimi hits Lemmy with a wrench.)

Lemmy: END TRANSMISSION!

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