Toadette Koopa: Welcome to my sixth Interview on T.Koopa Interviews!

Lemmy: T.Koopa Interviews! It's a horrible place! When will you buy back my Interview show?

Toadette Koopa: When pigs fly.

(A pig flies by Lemmy and Toadette Koopa.)

Lemmy: As you were saying?

Toadette Koopa: I meant when bacon can fly.

(A piece of bacon flies by Lemmy and Toadette Koopa.)

Toadette Koopa: I ment uncooked bacon!

(A piece of uncooked bacon flies by Lemmy and Toadette Koopa.)

Lemmy: GIMME MY INTERVIEW SHOW BACK!!!

Toadette Koopa: Wait about 1,000 years, then talk to me. Anyway, today I'm interviewing the Queen of Koopas! Clap or else for Clawdia Koopa!

Clawdia: Hi, kids!

Kids: Hi, ugly turtle mom!

Toadette Koopa: First question. Why don't you rule a land?

Clawdia: I do rule a land. Bowsie and I share the land that he rules. It's top secret!

Toadette Koopa: You just said that on a live TV show that is airing right now.

Clawdia: Oh phoo!

Toadette Koopa: Do you know about the secret affair between Bowser and Peach?

Clawdia: WHAT?! NO!!!

Bowser: Uh oh.

Clawdia: Since when did that start, Bowser?!

Toadette Koopa: If you were watching last Interview with Bowser as a baby, he said "Peach is nice and prettiful!"

Clawdia: I'll kill you later!

Toadette Koopa: How come you're not in any Mario games?

Clawdia: I'm not a real Nintendo character! I was created by Lemmy's Land to answer the question about who the Koopalings' Mom and Bowser's wife was.

Toadette Koopa: Audience questions. Seat 65.

Peach: I don't like Bowser! He kidnaps me!

Toadette Koopa: That wasn't a question! Lakitu! Ask Clawdia a question!

Lakitu: Are you upset that you have only one daughter?

Clawdia: No. I'm glad I only have one! Imagine being home everyday with eight whining Wendys!

Lakitu: You have a point there.

Toadette Koopa: ShyGal Daisy, ask.

ShyGal Daisy: What do you see in Bowser? I HATE HIM!!!

Clawdia: He's nice to me and says that I'm pretty.

Toadette Koopa: The Toad in seat 23.

Toxic Toad: What's Bowser's middle name?

Clawdia: It's Polly.

Toadette Koopa: Seat 998.

Stupid Yoshi: I didn't know that there were this many seats in this studio! Anyway, will you date me?

Clawdia: No.

Stupid Yoshi: X_X

ShyGal Daisy: What happened to him?

Toadette Koopa: I think he died from the rejection. Seat 75.

Blurial Yoshi: Are there any other characters created by Lemmy's Land like you?

Clawdia: Yeah. Susan, my niece; Playful and Bagels, our pets.

Blurial Yoshi: Do you have any other pets?

Clawdia: Yes. From the comics, Roy had a bunny named Pookie, and Lemmy has a dog named Shadow that was created by Lemmy's Land and who I didn't name before. All of the Koopalings have a horse, but they didn't name them.

Toadette Koopa: Final question! Seat 456

????: Who's your favorite Koopaling?

Clawdia: I'd have to say Lemmy because I'm only in his Land.

(???? takes of her costume, revealing Wendy.)

Wendy: *insert tantrum noises hear*

Toadette Koopa: That's all for today! I also have a special announcement to  make! I'm having a contest! ShyGal Daisy and Lakitu are giving out the fliers now! Also, I have to do this!

(Ludwig is seen trying to sneak out of the studio. Toadette Koopa catches him.)

Toadette Koopa: DIE!

Ludwig: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Blurial Yoshi: I love happy endings. While Toadette Koopa is killing Ludwig with a spoon, I'll say it! END TRANSMISSION!!!
 

Note: There is a contest! I'm getting lonely at this Interview show, so if you want to be in my next Interview, EMAIL ME! Tell me about your character or you won't get in! THANKS!!!

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