Egg Guy: GOT SOMEONE FOR YOU TO INTERVIEW!
The Dryest Bones: GREAT... Who?
Egg Guy: Shroobsworth!
The Dryest Bones: Well, you did a good job, Egg Guy! Now, go get lost in the forest world of New Super Mario Brothers and find someone else!
Egg Guy: Can I have pizza?
The Dryest Bones: NO!
Egg Guy: Awwww...
Yishotimi: So, do I get to interview him?
The Dryest Bones: WOW! A VOLUNTEER! No, it's okay. You can take a break. KAMEK!
(Kamek comes in with 50 pizzas.)
Kamek: Yeah...
The Dryest Bones: YOU HAVE TO INTERVIEW!
Kamek: Why?
The Dryest Bones: Beacause, I have Trimmings and Fun Fics to write!
Kamek: Darn...
At the studio...
Kamek: Hello, and welcome to...
Lemmy: LEMMY'S INTERVIEW SHOW!
Kamek: Today I interview Shroobsworth!
Bowser: JUST TELL ME WHO I EAT THIS INTERVIEW!
Kamek: Blabityblag!
Bowser: WHAT? I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER MY BODY!
Kamek: Hehe...
Bowser: UNLOCK THE EIGHTH GATE, GATE OF DEATH!
Bowser burns himself to a crisp. Then, all the people he ate in the previous Interviews eat him.
Kamek: So cliché!
Shroobsworth: I agree.
Kamek: First question, HOW ARE YOU SPEAKING ENGLISH?!
Shroobsworth: Well, I do have a lot of time on my hands, so I read several Plit language books. I do have to say, your books are quite humorous!
Kamek: Next question. Are you the Shroob version of Toadsworth?
Shroobsworth: Isn't that obvious? YES!
Kamek: Next, why are there so many of you, but only one Toadsworth?
Shroobsworth: Originally, there was only one Shroobsworth and one Toadsworth. We both decided to try to clone ourselves. The plan failed, but created Shroobs and Toads. I continued to try, and eventually got it right, forming many Shroob types along the way.
Plit: 0.0
Kamek: Well, that explains the origin of life!
Shroobsworth: Was that too much?
Kamek: No. Anyway, why do you bring along those Intern Shroobs?
Shroobsworth: They are hoping that I'll tell them how to clone!
Kamek: Why are you evil?
Shroobsworth: We just wanted a home after our planet blew up!
Kamek: So you chose Plit?
Shroobsworth: YES! I already knew it had an active civilization, so conquering Plit would be easier than starting life over again on any other planet!
Kamek: I see... AUDIENCE QUESTIONS! Seat THERESA70%CHANCEIMSTANDINGONWEDDINGCAKE!
Booster: Why aren't you at the start to finish off Mario? You seem like you'd be smart enough...
Shroobsworth: A giant shield that said "NINTENDO" blocked me.
Kamek: Seat IAMAWEDDINGCAKE!
Bundt: Why do you have a cane?
Shroobsworth: I'm 5,000 years old!
Plit: 0.0
Kamek: Seat WEDDINGCAKE!
Morton: WEDDING CAKE!
Bundt: NOOOOOOO!
(Morton eats Bundt.)
Kamek: Well, that's all the time we have for today, so BLAGITYBLAG!
(Kamek turns Shroobsworth into fried chicken.)
Kamek: Goodbye...
At the oasis...
The Dryest Bones: Well, that served its purpose...
Kamek: To learn about Shroobsworth?
The Dryest Bones: To boost ratings!
Yishotimi: I wonder how Egg Guy is doing...
In level 4...
Wiggler: ANGRY!
(Many Giant Wigglers are chasing Egg Guy.)
Egg Guy: HELP!
In the oasis...
The Dryest Bones: LEMMY!
Lemmy: OH! Right! END TRANSMISSION!
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