The Dryest Bones: Egg Guy isn't back yet...
In the forest...
Giant Wiggler: TO WIGGLER JAIL WITH YOU!
Rest of Wigglers: YEAH!
Near the Interview studio...
Yishotimi: Do you want me to find someone to interview?
The Dryest Bones: No thanks. I think I got someone in the closet...
(The Dryest Bones pulls a Super Mushroom, a Starman, Lemmy's wand, Kamek, Ludwig's favorite chocolate bar, and the Holy Grail out of his closet.)
The Dryest Bones: A-HA!
Kamek: Who turned on the lights?
(The Dryest Bones takes out three ghoulish toy soldiers.)
Kamek: AAAHHH! It's my nightmare all over again!
The Dryest Bones: I haven't even turned them on yet...
Kamek: Oh.
The Dryest Bones: ON!
(Kamek faints.)
The Dryest Bones: Well, that was fun. Now to really turn them on...
(The Dryest Bones winds up the keys.)
Green: Thank.
Red: You.
Blue: Thank you very much, young Dry Bones.
The Dryest Bones: Don't mention it. TO THE INTERVIEW!
(The Dryest Bones somehow fits himself and the Clockwork Soldiers into the Dryest Bomber. Then, they turbo to the Interview studio.)
The Dryest Bones: Hello, and welcome to...
Lemmy: LEMMY'S INTERVIEW SHOW!
The Dryest Bones: Today, I interview the Clockwork Soldiers!
Red: Here.
Green: We.
Blue: Here we are!
The Dryest Bones: All right, so why can Blue talk in complete sentences and Red and Green share their words?
Red: We.
Green: Have.
Red: An.
Green: IQ.
Red: Of.
Green: 2.
Blue: And I have an IQ of 200.
The Dryest Bones: Next, why did you appear when Luigi set off the clocks?
Red: We.
Green: Are.
The Dryest Bones: I don't have time for this... SECURITY!
(A Dull Bones throws out Green and Red.)
Blue: Why a Dull Bones?
The Dryest Bones: Dark Bones is trying to beat Kamek at poker.
At a poker table...
Kamek: I think Blagityblag! WOW! FIVE ACES!
Dark Bones: CURSE YOU, KAMEK!
At the Interview...
Blue: As for your question, we were in the middle of a thousand-year sleep and Luigi woke us up 999 years early! We only appear when we are awaken or off.
The Dryest Bones: Why did you attack Luigi when he wound you up?
Blue: King Boo had our remote control.
The Dryest Bones: You have a remote control?
Blue: Well, yeah! Don't all robots?
The Dryest Bones: That's a good point... AUDIENCE QUESTIONS! Seat IGOTTHEVACUUM!
Luigi: Why did you use those toy pistols?
Blue: Well, Luigi, we were SOLDIERS, and Nintendo didn't allow REAL guns, so those were the best things we could get.
Luigi: SOMEONE GOT MY NAME RIGHT!
Luigi explodes out of excitement.
The Dryest Bones: Seat HOWDIDIGETHERE!
Egg Guy: Why were you guarding the roof? How did I get here?
Blue: We were one of the hardest non-boss ghosts, plus we wanted the room with all of the clocks.
Egg Guy: Ah...
Giant Wiggler: THERE HE IS! GET HIM!
Egg Guy: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
The Dryest Bones: Oh NO!
Egg Guy: *phew*
The Dryest Bones: If you want to beat up on my employee, do it at your place!
Giant Wiggler: Great idea!
Egg Guy: *gulp*
The Dryest Bones: Well, that's all the time we have for today, so...
Audience: PAIN BUTTON!
Blue: Pain button?
The Dryest bones: PAIN BUTTON!
(The Dryest Bones presses the pain button, which sends out hypersonic shockwaves that destroy the soldiers (even Red and Green).
The Dryest Bones: We'll see you next time! LEMMY!
Lemmy: END TRANSMISSION!
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