The Dryest Bones: Well, I got Egg Guy back!
Kamek: How?
The Dryest Bones: Well...
At Giant Wiggler HQ...
Wiggler Boss: No, you can't have him back.
The Dryest bones: OK!
Wiggler Boss: GET OUT!
The Dryest Bones: O... HEY! A NICKEL!
Wiggler Boss: I'll trade you!
The Dryest Bones: But I like the nickel!
Wiggler Boss: ARRG!
The Dryest Bones: I'll take him...
Egg Guy: YAY!
At the studio...
The Dryest bones: And that's how I got him back!
Kamek: 0.0
Yishotimi: So, isn't it Interview time?
The Dryest Bones: Yeah... but I forgot to get someone to interview!
Yishotimi: Egg Guy?
Egg Guy: Was being held hostage.
Yishotimi: Kamek?
Kamek: Hey man, I don't really care.
Yishotimi: FINE! I'll just call BOWSER!
The Dryest Bones: BOWSER? Come ON, try to be creative!
Yishotimi: FAKE BOWSER!
The Dryest Bones: YOU WIN! Here's the interviewing contract!
Fake Bowser: Thanks!
Yishotimi: HOW'D YOU GET HERE?
Fake Bowser: Well, there's the crushed roof, the labeled portal, the open door, and the river of lava.
The Dryest Bones: The lava is new...
Yishotimi: INTERVIEW!
Yishotimi uses his magical manhole to teleport him and Fake Bowser to the studio.
Yishotimi: Hello, and welcome to...
Lemmy: LEMMY'S INTERVIEW SHOW!
Yishotimi: Today, I'm interviewing Bowser.
Audience: AAAAHHHH!!!
Yishotimi: FAKE Bowser!
Audience: Well, that's perfectly all right!
Bowser: NO IT'S NOT!
Yishotimi: Well, can I call you Fakey?
Fake Bowser: Sure.
Yishotimi: All right, so which fake Bowser are you?
Fakey: I'm the Hammer Brother one from Level 7-4.
Yishotimi: How did you get to be a FAKE Bowser?
Fakey: I mastered the arts of fire breath, hammers, and putting on a Bowser Suit.
Yishotimi: Why didn't you reveal your true self when you fell in the lava?
Fakey: The costume melted onto my body.
Yishotimi: Why DID you reveal yourself when Mario hit you with fireballs?
Fakey: After enough fireballs, the suit breaks and a hit to our exposed flesh destroys the suit totally.
Yishotimi: Time for audience questions! Seat IINVENTEDTHEEIGHTHGATE!
Al Gore: I invented the Eighth Gate!
Rock Lee: That's a lie, I DID!
In a script writer's studio...
Writer: Well, I dislike Rock Lee, so Al Gore goes!
Al Gore: I invented Al Gore!
(Al Gore explodes.(
Yishotimi: Seat MYBFFISAWOOKIE!
Han Solo: Why were you easier to blast... I mean beat than Bowser?
Fakey: Bowser wanted a one-on-one duel with Mario. I didn't care, so I set up a lot of traps.
Yishotimi: Seat MYPETISHUNGRY!
Chomp Guy: What Bro were you before becoming a Fake Bowser?
Fakey: Boomerang. But I gave up on that after in kept hitting me in the face.
Yishotimi: Seat SNOWYMANRUMBLE!
Mr. Blizzard: Why did you do the same thing as the other Fake Bowsers, but with hammers?
Fakey: I like hammers, and Bowser wanted us to all act like each other so that Mario would think it was the real deal almost every time.
Yishotimi: Well, that's all the time we have for today, so ATTACK!
(A Mega Mole eats Fake Bowser.)
Mega Mole: Tasty!
Yishotimi: Lemmy, take us off.
Lemmy: END TRANSMISSION!
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