Kamek: I'm bored...

Yishotimi: I'm not!

Kamek: What makes you so happy?

Yishotimi: Today is Interview day! Maybe I'll get to interview again!

Kamek: And maybe I won't have to...

(The Dryest Bones enters the room very spooked...)

The Dryest Bones: X_X

Yishotimi: What happened?

The Dryest Bones: X_X

Kamek: We all know you're faking being KO'ed.

The Dryest Bones: Dang it. Well, there's a ghost in my trash can!

Yishotimi: That ghost was in my manhole!

Kamek: Your refridgerator's running!

The Dryest Bones: Well I'd better go catch it!

(The Dryest Bones runs out of the studio.)

Egg Guy: I'll interview the ghost, and he'll go away.

Kamek: How do you know this?

Egg Guy: Contract I signed years ago...

Kamek: 0.0

Egg Guy: Well, I'd better go catch him!

(Egg Guy grabs a trash can and shrinks Plit so he only needs to take one step to get to the studio. But he squishes some stuff...)

Goomba 1-1, Paragoomba, Gloomba, and Dengaku Man: Not again!

Dengaku Man: Who want's fresh Wasabi on a stick?

Goomba 1-1, Paragoomba, and Gloomba: He's so cute!

(The world gets unshrunk. At the studio...)

Egg Guy: Welcome to...

Lemmy: LEMMY'S INTERVIEW SHOW!

Egg Guy: Today, I interview whatever thing I got in this trash can!

(Egg Guy pulls out a pizza box, a pie tin, 923,371,628 more pizza boxes, Bowser???, and Garbage Can Ghost.)

Egg Guy: AHA! YOU! Well, here I go!

(Egg Guy goes through several hours of self-preparation.)

Garbage Can Ghost: Can we hurry this up?

Egg Guy: Sure! So, Garbage Can Ghost, why do you always eat bananas?

Garbage Can Ghost: I'm an ancestor of Wrinkly Kong.

Egg Guy: Why don't you look like a Kong?

(Garbage Can Ghost: Well, once a Kong eats a Super Mushroom (not to be confused with the regular and golden ones that DK has used), he develops an allergy. If a dead Kong eats one and he's already allergic, he becomes green and morphs into a Garbage Can Chost.)

Egg Guy: Wow. Anyway, why didn't you try to attack Luigi?

Garbage Can Ghost: We have no allegience to King Boo. The garbage cans in Luigi's Mansion had tons of bananas, and we just picked random rooms to go in.

Egg Guy: If you had no allegience to King Boo, why wouldn't you just leave? Why did Luigi actually have to suck you up?

Garbage Can Ghost: I thought he wanted my bananas, so I threw them all over and wouldn't stop. And King Boo put a spell on the mansion so that all ghost besides Boos had to be cleared out of the room before the lights came on.

Egg Guy: I see... AUDIENCE QUESTIONS! Seat WHERE'SME!

Waldo: You found me! Turn to the next page!

(The page turned and...)

Egg Guy: Let me guess. "... the Yoshis grew happier!"

(No, Waldo actually asked a question.)

Waldo: Why did you eat bananas only?

Garbage Can Ghost: After you die eating bananas and one other food that you hate, all you want is bananas.

Egg Guy: Seat I'MBEINGCHASED!

Refridgerator: Why were you on the Luigi's Mansion tennis court, but not the racetrack?

Garbage Can Ghost: Garbage Can Ghosts enjoy tennis, and the speed of the Karts ruins bananas. ESPECIALLY if they run them over.

Egg Guy: Seat COMEBACKHERE!

The Dryest Bones: REFRIDGERATOR!

(The Dryest Bones traps Refridgerator in a net and beats it up. The fridge opens and a Mushroom flies into Garbage Can Ghost's mouth.)

Garbage Can Ghost: (all bloated and swelled) I forgot to mention... If a Garbage Can Ghost eats a Mushroom, they explode!

Egg Guy: Well, you made my job a lot easier.

(Egg Guy stuffs 20 Super Mushrooms into Garbage Can Ghost's mouth, and he explodes.)

Egg Guy: The Dryest Bones and Lemmy!

The Dryest Bones and Lemmy: END TRANSMISSION!

Refridgerator: Owie!

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