P.T.: Bill, if you want to be a part of my gang, you must interview.

Bill (the Dry Bones, remember?): Give me a dollar. Then I’ll interview.

P.T.: Okay.

(P.T. gives him five dollars.)

P.T.: (Sucker!) We’ll be interviewing the Koopa Bros.

Bill: I knew them, before I died. Okay. But first, give me another dollar.

(P.T. gives him another five dollars.)

P.T.: (Super sucker!)

Soon…

P.T.: Welcome to the Interview show of mine.

Lemmy: It’s mi-

(P.T. knocks him unconscious.)

P.T.: We’ll interview the Koopa Bros. So Red, are you the leader?

Red: What do you think?

P.T.: No.

Red: I AM! Oh. Hi, Bill. I didn’t recognize you. You’re a Dry Bones, now.

Bill: Yes. Why was your Trojan-Bowser so shoddy?

Black: We had to build it on real short notice.

P.T.: What was that special move that awed Bowser?

Yellow: That was our “Shell-Stack Attack”.

Bill: Are there any more of you?

Green: You should know this. No.

P.T.: Audience questions! Seat PINKTOAD.

Toadette: Do you have any other signature moves?

Red: No.

Bill: Seat BUGKILLER.

Stanley the Bugman: Do you know that you’re a lame copy of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Black: We are? Darn! Someone beat us to it!

P.T.: Seat PROMETHEUS.

Robo (from Chrono Trigger): How did you escape, after Mario defeated you?

Yellow: We inserted a secret escape from the cell when we built it. But we made sure the Bob-ombs never found it.

Bill: Seat TORPEDOJEFF.

Jeff (from that one Interview): In Bowser’s place, you kept bragging about how powerful you are. Wasn’t it embarrassing to be beaten by a baby koopa?

Green: No, because we were bluffing.

P.T.: That’s about it! Go home, you’re lame!

Soon…

P.T.: Okay. You’re officially part of this gang.

Bill: Sweet!

Shrike: I just got here, and now he’s the new guy?

Bill: Give me a dollar.

(P.T. gives him five dollars.)

Shrike: Do you know that you gave him five dollars, instead of one?

P.T.: End the transmission, before the viewers hear my bad words.

Shrike: END TRANSMISSION!

P.T.: -

Transmission Ended.

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