Lemmy: I didn’t appear in the Mack Interview at all! For that, I’m going to interview someone.
Kyle: Senor Lemmy, aren’t you too busy running your site?
Lemmy: I’ve got time.
Soon…
Lemmy: Welcome to my Interview show!
P.T.: My Interview show.
Lemmy: I’ll deal with you, later. Today, I’ll interview someone that’s rarely interviewed: Sentinel! Come on up!
(He does.)
Lemmy: So, what exactly are you?
Sentinel: I’m a jellyfish-robot thing.
Lemmy: How come you only appear in Tubba Blubba’s Castle?
Sentinel: We originally worked for Grodus, but he sold us to T.B. So we all went to his castle.
Lemmy: The last we see of you is when you’re unconscious, when Tubba Blubba broke the bridges in his castle. Where’d you go, after that?
Sentinel: We went to the good side, and went to E. Gadd.
Lemmy: Why are you called what you’re called?
Sentinel: We’re called sentinels because when DAD made us, he was obsessed with the matrix trilogy at the time.
Lemmy: Since you hung out in T. B.’s castle, can you explain how the bridges were fixed after that chapter in Paper Mario?
Sentinel: Tubba Blubba had the Clubbas fix them. And then they all got into a rowboat. That’s why they’re never around, after that.
Lemmy: What does that have to do with it?
Sentinel: Silence, non-believer!
P.T.: You learn well, young grasshopper. I mean, jellyfish-robot thing.
Lemmy: I knew you had to do with it! I’ll deal with you later. Again. Audience questions! Seat ICAN’TSTOPGETTINGKIDNAPPED.
Peach: How come you never appear after Paper Mario?
Sentinel: ‘Cause we really don’t want to appear again. We will, if we have to, but if we don’t have to, then we probably won’t. Besides, most games don’t show that much of Gadd’s lab.
Lemmy: Seat IMPROBABLYLARGE.
Pennington: Why did you never actually fight Mario?
Sentinel: Our job was to take him out of the castle, if we caught him. We weren’t told to fight him.
Lemmy: Seat PERFECTMODELOFAGLUTTON.
Yoshi: This seat name does not help me prove that my LL stereotype is false. Anyway, what would be your stats if you were fighting?
Sentinel: HP: 6, ATK: 2, DEF: 0.
Lemmy: Seat IDIOT,MORON,LOSER,RETARD,&UNLUCKYTOBEALIVE.
Mario: What? No, I’m just saving this seat for my clone. My real seat is Seat FAMOUSNINTENDOGUY.
Lemmy: Oh. Seat FAMOUSNINTENDOGUY.
Mario: Does your race have any significant people? The Koopas obviously have Bowser and his family, the Shy Guys have General Guy, etc. Who is your leader/significant guy?
Sentinel: We have none that we currently know of.
Lemmy: That’s about all the time we have. Bye, and End Transmission!
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