The Dryest Bones: Egg Guy got kidnapped again.
Egg Guy: No I didn't!
The Dryest Bones: FINE! I lied, but we ARE interviewing Wiggler.
Kamek, Egg Guy, and Yishotimi: And by we, you mean you.
The Dryest Bones: Yes.
Those 3 Guys: 0.0
The Dryest Bones: I happen to like Wigglers.
Those 3 Guys: 0.0
The Dryest Bones: Are you all still in shell shock?
Those 3 Guys besides Kamek: 0.0
Kamek: Nah, I'm good. I've gotten used to the insanity around here.
The Dryest Bones: All right, you get a paycheck. The other ones... nope!
Those 2 Guys: 0.0
Kamek: All right, now BLAGITYBLAG!
(Kamek teleports The Dryest Bones to the Interview studio.)
The Dryest Bones: Hello everyone! Welcome to...
Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!
The Dryest Bones: Still haven't gotten over that habit, Lemmy.
Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview No!
The Dryest Bones: Well, at least you're honest.
Lemmy: Thanks.
The Dryest Bones: That makes no sense!
Lemmy: Like you ever do!
The Dryest Bones: Good point... Anyway, today I interview Wiggler!
Wiggler: Hello everyone! I'm Rose! *giggle*
The Dryest Bones: All right, so why do you have a flower on your head?
Rose: I like it.
The Dryest Bones: What about male Wigglers?
Rose: They think it makes them more intelligent.
The Dryest Bones: Why do you get mad all of the time?
Rose: We don't like it when Mario squishes a part of us.
The Dryest Bones: What about Mario Power Tennis, when you controlled it?
Rose: An after-effect from the Vibe Scepter.
The Dryest Bones: Wasn't there only one Wiggler on Vibe Island?
Rose: When a Wiggler gets a skill, he/she can pass the power onto another Wiggler of their choice. The Power Tennis Wiggler was chosen.
The Dryest Bones: How does a Wiggler become a Flutter?
Rose: We take a few segmants off of our body. It's very painful, but after long enough, wings and other parts develop.
The Dryest Bones: What about in Power Tennis?
Rose: He was magic.
The Dryest Bones: Time for audience questions! Seat HITME!
Targetzan: How do Wigglers become giant?
Rose: Either we're born on Tiny-Huge Island, or we eat a Mega Mushroom. The Mushroom affects Wigglers permenantly.
The Dryest Bones: Seat IHATEMYLIFE!
Naval Piranha: Why can I be killed in one hit?
Rose: Kamek's an idiot.
Naval: Thanks. Now, why was the Wiggler on Gelato Beach green?
Rose: He ate a giant watermelon.
The Dryest Bones: Seat ROCKTHEWORLD!
Rawk Hawk: That's RAWK the world! Anyway, why were you so weak in Superstar Saga?
Rose: Wigglers are peaceful. We HATE battles, so we don't have any endurance.
The Dryest Bones: Seat FROGGY!
Wart: What happens when you lose your flower?
Rose: We get angry, and go on a rampage until we find a new one.
The Dryest Bones: Seat ME!
The Dryest Bones: Do you want to be hired?
Rose: SURE!
The Dryest Bones: YAY!
The Dryest Bones: Well, that's all the time we have! Egg Guy, her pizzas are coming out of your pay!
Egg Guy: 0.0
The Dryest Bones: Oh, right, you're still in shell shock.
Kamek: Actually, he was fine until you just said that.
The Dryest Bones: Oh... LEMMY!
Lemmy: END TRANSMISSION!
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