SPIKE AND RUDY interview TUBBA BLUBBA

SPIKE AND RUDY interview TUBBA BLUBBA

P.T.: Spike. Other than Bill, you’re the only one of us that hasn’t done a solo interview.

Spike: I’m too lazy.

P.T.: PUNCHY!

(Punchy punches Spike into unconsciousness. He then holds Spike’s mouth open while P.T. pours coffee into it.)

Spike: Woah! I feel energetic! Wow! I feel I can do anything!

P.T.: Spike, welcome to the world of un-laziness. For the most part. You will only be this way for 15 minutes. Enough time to Interview. Let’s go! Every second counts!

Soon…

Spike: SOTUBBABLUBBAHOWCOMEYOURHEARTMAKESYOUVULNERABLE?

Tubba: Huh?

Rudy (from that Grodus Interview, in seat FORMERX-NAUT): He asked why your heart makes you vulnerable.

Tubba: Oh. My heart makes me kind, so I can’t be an undefeatable monster with one.

Spike: OHISEEOHYEPOKAYNOWWHYISTHEREAPATCHONYOURSTOMACH?

Rudy: Why is there a patch on your stomach?

Tubba: The result of Bowser taking my heart out.

Spike: OUCHTHATSOUNDSPAINFULANDSLIGHTLYGROSS.

Rudy: He said that that sounds painful and gross.

Tubba: You’re telling me. But since this is a family friendly universe, it wasn’t painful. Just sounds painful. But still gross.

Spike: AREYOUACLUBBABECAUSEYOULOOKLIKEONE?

Rudy: Are you a Clubba?

Tubba: Yes.

Spike: WHYDOYOULOOKDIFFERENTTHANMOSTCLUBBAS?

Rudy: Why do you look different than most Clubbas?

Tubba: Same way Bowser looks different than most Koopas.

Spike: AREYOUATALLRELATEDTOGRUBBA?

Rudy: Are you related to Grubba?

Tubba: No. He’s just someone I know.

Spike: WHYDOYOUEATBOOS?

Rudy: Why do you eat Boos?

Tubba: They used to scare me, a lot.

Spike: WHYDOYOULIVEONGUSTYGULCH?

Rudy: Why do you live on Gusty Gulch?

Tubba: I like the view.

Spike: AUDIENCEQUESTIONSSEATMINION#1.

Rudy: Seat MINION#1.

Clubba: What happened to the Gulch Boos that distracted you so Mario and Bow could get to the windmill?

Tubba: I ate them.

Spike: SEATMINION#2.

Rudy: Seat MINION#2.

Sentinel: Why did you crush us with the bridge?

Tubba: I was trying to crush Mario.

Spike: SEAT BREAKFASTLUNCHANDDINNER.

Rudy: Seat BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER.

Gulch Boo: Would you eat other ghosts?

Tubba: No. Just Boos.

Gulch Boo: … RUN AWAY!

(All the Boos in the studio leave.)

Tubba: Well, if you excuse me, I must be going. I guess my dinner is to-go!

(Tubba runs off.)

Spike: BYE!

Rudy: Bye!

Later…

Punchy: Rudy had to translate for him. Does that still count as a solo Interview?

P.T.: Close enough. As long as Lemmy doesn’t post it as “SPIKE AND RUDY interview TUBBA BLUBBA”. If he does, he’s going down!

Lemmy (unseen by P.T. and Punchy): Gulp…

P.T.: Oops, the camera’s still on.

Punchy: Don’t worry!

(Punchy punches the camera, when he could’ve just said “End Transmission”.)

Punchy: The transmission will be ended in 10 seconds.

P.T.: That camera cost me $1,000! At least it was Lemmy’s money, not mi-

Transmission Ended (due to destruction)

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