The Dryest Bones: You did WHAT?

Rose: I burnt down your studio.

The Dryest Bones: Well, since you're an unpaid intern, I'll just blame it on Egg Guy.

Egg Guy: WHAT?

(Egg Guy dies of shock.)

The Dryest Bones: Well, that went better than planned.

(Suddenly, Rock Lee breaks into the... um, what is it?)

The Dryest Bones: The apartment, remember? It's our Halberd apartment.

(RIGHT! Rock Lee breaks into the apartment.)

Lee: I have come to take revenge on Yishotimi and the writer for embarassing me in that Interview with Fake Bowser.

Yishotimi: Hi!

Lee: DIE!

The Dryest Bones: NO! I can sue.

Lee: Fine...

The Dryest Bones: Now, I'll leave you alone forever and give you Egg Guy's salary if you build me an Interview studio and do today's Interview.

Lee: YEAH!

(Lee unlocks the first gate and builds an Interview studio twice as good as the last one in 0.5 seconds.)

The Dryest Bones: 0.0!

(The Dryest Bones explodes.)

Egg Guy's Ghost: YES!

(The Dryest Bones comes back together.)

Egg Guy's Ghost: Should've known...

Lee: So, Dry Sensei, sir, who am I interviewing?

The Dryest Bones: Reznor. Just make sure that you kill all four of them after this is all over.

Lee: I will make you proud!

(Rock Lee runs to the studio, which he built 30 miles away.)

The Dryest Bones: Oh, and Egg Guy...

(Donald Trump suddenly bursts through a window.)

Donald Trump: You're fired!

Egg Guy's Ghost: Aw, dang it.

The Dryest Bones: I'll turn you back to life, and you're gone. BAM!

(Egg Guy turns back to life, and leaves forever...)

With Rock Lee...

Lee: Hello everyone, and welcome to the awesome...

Lemmy: LEMMY'S INTERVIEW SHOW!

Lee: Today, I interview one of the four Reznor!

(A Reznor rolls onto the stage on his wood-thing.)

Reznor: Hi!

Lee: ALL RIGHT! Now, why are there always four of you in fortresses?

Reznor: Bowser saw how miserably Boom Boom failed, so he decided to tie four Reznor together.

Lee: Why are almost all of you optional?

Reznor: The Yoshi natives didn't like us turning to the Koopa side...

Darth Vader, Darth Maul, Count Dooku, General Grievous, Anakin Skywalker (who is somehow not Darth Vader), and The Emperor: STOP USING OUR MATERIAL IN A STUPID WAY!

Reznor: ...so a VERY large group of them pushed our fortresses out of the way. That's why it was so easy for Bowser to imprision them.

Lee: Why didn't they just do that to the Koopalings?

Reznor: They hated us more, Bowser caught them before they got there, and, even if they did get to the Koopalings' xastles, they had enough minions in the levels to help them put the castle back in place.

Lee: ALL RIGHT! Now, why are there always four of you in fortresses?

Reznor: You already asked that.

Lee: ERROR!

(Rock Lee explodes. Naruto randomly comes on the stage.)

Naruto: I'll finish this Interview. BELIEVE IT!

Reznor: Get it over with already!

Naruto: BELIEVE IT! Anyway, why does your wheel look so stupid?

Reznor: The Koopa Brothers made it.

Naruto: Oh. AUDIENCE QUESTION TIME, BELIEVE IT! Seat CHARGE!

Chargin' Chuck: Why are you invincible to Mario's feet, fire, and cape?

Reznor: My skin is heat resistant, the spikes on me defend me from feet, and we glued our feet to the platform. That's why we didn't charge Mario.

Chuck: CHARGE!

(Chargin Chuck charges through a door that is randomly located in the middle of a hall.)

Naruto: Seat UNCHARGE!

Hothead: How could you breathe fire?

Reznor: We ate some Hotheads.

Hothead: Sicko!

Naruto: BELIEVE IT! Seat INSERTRUDENESSHERE!

Rudy: Why does that stupid bridge under stupid you stupid fall?

Reznor: First of all, we aren't stupid, we're mentally challenged, like you! Secondly, Bowser set a sensor bomb under the bridge. It went off when the weight of two Reznors went into the lava.

Naruto: Well, that's all the time we had, so Let's Go Wild!

(DK, DK Junior, Grinder, Ukiki, Chain Chomp, and all of the other animals from the Mario games beat up Reznor. Then, the Nine-Tailed Fox comes out of Naruto and kills Reznor in a furious fire. Everyone gets blown away, and the Nine-Tailed Fox gets sucked into a black hole.)

Lemmy: (still being shot in the air) END TRANSMISSIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

(Lemmy falls into a fire pit, and the transmission ends.)

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