Joe: ... Okay, I'm bored.

Jinx: You haven't even done anything.

(An unexpected visitor knocks on the door.)

Joe: Karlos, were we expecting and unexpected visitor?

Karlos: How could the unexpected visitor be unexpected if I expected it?

Joe: Well the unexpected visitor is unexpected because... FORGET THIS! I'm goin' to the door.

(Joe opens the door to reveal Psy-Crow.)

Psy-Crow: Hello, I-

Joe: Sorry, don't know who you are. Bye.

Psy-Crow: No, wait! I am Psy-Crow, and I have come to do an Interview.

Joe: You are? Good, because what we need around here is a nutcase that speaks Fawful's language.

Fawful: I have fury!

Psy-Crow: Nutcase?! The only nutcase around here is Professor Monkey-For-A-Head!

Joe: Professor Whatta-Whatta-Who now?

Earthworm Jim: An evil professor with a monkey grafted to his head.

Joe: ... Oookay. Now get started on this Interview, Psy-Crow!

Psy-Crow: With pleasure.

(Psy-Crow goes to the interviewer chair and sits in it.)

Psy-Crow: First question: Why did you join up with Cackletta?

Fawful: She gave me the cookies of chocolatyness! And I love the chocolatyness!

Psy-Crow: Oookaaay. Don't you ever get tired of being bossed around?

Fawful: You are like a brainless shark who doesn't know what to eat! I love the bossyness of Cackletta!

Psy-Crow: ... Why do you talk like that?

Fawful: My mother was a bean of much fashion-ness, and my father was a can of much bread.

Joe: Ah, that explains it.

Psy-Crow: Could you explain how your helmet/jetpack thingy works?

Fawful: By utilitizing the wires of much shockyness and pairing it with the socket of much power...

12 hours later...

Fawful: ...And that's how I got the award of much crazyness! I HAVE FURY!

Psy-Crow: ... Okay then, audience time!

(Vivi the sorceror from the Shogun Interview runs through the building with the Spinies still in hot pursuit.)

Spinies: BURN HER!

(Vivi and the Spinies leave.)

Joe: ... Seat 47!

Thwomp: Can I go to the bathroom?

Joe: No. Seat 3!

Bob the Killer Goldfish: How did you get that big rock to block the Marios' path?

Fawful: I used a drug of much strength from a guy of much unhealthy fat.

Karlos: You mean you got steroids from Wario?

Wario: Where's my eight bucks?!

Psy-Crow: Seat 18!

Fred Fredburger: I-

Joe: NO!

(Joe presses a button, sending Fred Fredburger flying.)

Jinx: You know that weirdo?

Joe: Yes! He's the most annoying little freak ever!

Psy-Crow: Anyway, seat 19.

Evil the Cat: Why did you go into hiding in the sewers in M&L:PiT?

Fawful: I decided to give up the ways of much evil, and start a shop of much badges which could be traded for much beans in the sewers. But Red and Green still give me FURY!

Psy-Crow: I know how ya feel. That Earthworm Jim gives me as much fury as you do.

Earthworm Jim: You better believe it, vile creature!

Psy-Crow: See? He even has to go and foil my nefarious plans.

Fawful: Maybe we can switch our foes of much annoyance. You take the Red and Green, and I take the worm of much strength.

Psy-Crow: It's a deal, buddy! Okay, show's over, now to destr-

Joe: We still have seven minutes left.

Psy-Crow: *grumble* Seat 45.

Peter Puppy: Why do you always wear a cloak?

Fawful: I must keep my identity of much truthfulness a secret until the time of much rightness.

Psy-Crow: Seat 30.

Ukiki: Why did you only give badges for beans?

Fawful: Beans are like golden jewels of much preciousness, way more valuable than the coins of goldeness.

Joe: Hate to break it to you, but coins are worth more than beans.

Fawful: Silence, non-believer! I HAVE FURY!

Psy-Crow: ... And finally, Seat 24.

Fighter Fly: Why do you have a dome?

Fawful: ... YOU IDIOT! You are like an elephant who does not think twice before walking over a log he is most certain to fall off of! The dome of much power was for my battle of finals with Red and Green! D'OH!

Psy-Crow: Okay, now that-

Fawful: I HAVE FURY! SO MUCH FURY! FURY FURY FURY!

Psy_Crow: You can set aside your fury later, right now we must destroy our switched enemies! AHA AHA AHA AHA IIUH!

(Fawful confronts Earthworm Jim, and Psy-Crow confronts the Marios.)

Fawful: I shall destroy you like two chickens crossing a busy road!

Earthworm: Pfft! Says you, bean.

Psy-Crow: Prepared to be served like... some easily cooked thing!

Mario: Fat chance, crow!

(They get into a big fight, causing chaos in the studio.)

Jinx: Joe! Do something!

Joe: I am doing something!

(Joe is seen reading the newspaper. Jinx glares and walks off. Karlos sits next to him.)

Karlos: ... What'd you do to BoBoBo and the gang?

Joe: Eh, I fired them.

Narrator: What will happen to Joe and Co? Will Earthworm Jim, Psy-Crow, Fawful, Mario, and Luigi's fighting destroy the studio? Will Fred Fredburger be smart enough to get a brain?

Joe: I hope he does.

(A cow falls on Joe.)

Joe: Eeargh!

Narrator: Or will this be a constant reminder of why to bring world peace? Stay tuned to find out!

(The camera explodes.)

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