(Narrator: We rejoin our heroes Joe and Co. as Earthworm Jim, Psycrow, Fawful, Mario, and Luigi are in a big fight, causing chaos everywhere in the building.)
Jim: Eat dirt, vile casserole ingredient! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Joe: Get out of here!
(Joe somehow kicks them all out of the studio while they're still fighting.)
Karlos: Well that was fun.
Jinx: This place is a mess. What're we gonna do?
Joe: Simple. Me and Karlos ignore the problem and do an Interview, while you fix the entire place.
Jinx: But-
Joe: No ifs, ands, or buts about it. Now get to work.
Jinx: *grumble* If only I didn't sign that stupid contract.
Joe: So... Who're we interviewing now?
(A random Banzai Bill lands on the interviewee chair.)
Karlos: That was quick. Guess we're interviewing the Banzai Bill.
Joe: Okay, Bill. What games have you appeared in?
BB: Super Mario World, Super Princess Peach, and New Super Mario Bros.
Karlos: Why do you have few appearances in games?
BB: Banzai Bills cost 10,000 coins to produce, and that usually drains King Bowser's cash fast.
Jinx: That explains it.
Joe: How can you be so big, and yet still be destroyed by a single stomp?
BB: We're made from the weakest mineral in the world... I forget which. though.
Karlos: Guess that makes you dumb, doesn't it?
BB: What're you talking about? All Bullet Bills are made with the mineral.
Joe: So all the Bullet Bills in the world are idiots?
BB: Well, a smart one is rare, but yeah, all Bullet Bills are morons.
Joe: Audience Time. Seat 62.
Snifit: Why do you have that paint on your face?
BB: Uh... To make me look scary?
Karlos: ... Seat 128,512.
Cobrat: Do you despise Bullet Bills?
BB: No. Why did you ask that?
Cobrat: Uh...
(Cobrat randomly explodes.)
Jinx: ... That was wierd.
Joe: We're done.
Karlos: Why is this Interview so short?
Joe: Becuase the author's too lazy too make it longer. Didn't you read the first Interview?
Karlos: Duh...
(Karlos throws a Bob-omb at a random Goomba, making it explode.)
Joe: End transmission, before the entire place is destroyed.
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