Joe: See ya!

Jinx: Where are you going?

Joe: Well, me and Karlos are going Trick-or-Treating, and you get to stay here and do a spooktastic Interview... Eww.

Jinx: Aw, c'mon! I have to do an Interview after I just cleaned the place?!

Karlos: Don't worry. Amy will help you with it.

(Joe and Karlos leave.)

Jinx: ... So, Amy, who are we interviewing?

Amy: We're interviewing Splunkin, the exploding pumpkin.

(Splunkin gets thrown onto the interviewee chair.)

Jinx: First off, what are you exactly?

Splunkin: We are actually Kab-ombs inside a carved pumpkin.

Amy: How come you don't die with one stomp?

Splunkin: Unlike other Kab-ombs, we're a special kind of Kab-omb that don't go off from fiery thingys. No, one stomp was all it took to set us off.

Jinx: And why did Bowser put you in a pumpkin?

Splunkin: Bowser was in a Halloween-esque mood.

***

(Joe rings the doorbell to a house. The door opens. Joe is dressed like Elvis, and Karlos just has a white sheet over his body.)

Joe: Trick-or-Trea-

Toad: Go away, you %&*%^&$ monsters! I *%^$%*$ don't believe in that %$&*#$ holiday! Now go away!

(Toad slams the door shut.)

Karlos: ... Another house!

Joe: Karlos, do you get the feeling everyone hates Halloween now?

(A random Shy Guy walks by.)

Karlos: Happy Halloween!

(The Shy Guy throws a brick at Karlos.)

Joe: ... I'll take that as a yes.

***

Amy: Why were you only in World 8-1 and the Ghost Houses?

Splunkin: My appearance scared the living daylights out of everyone, except the ghosts.

Jinx: Audience Time! Gimme your Halloween look!

(The lights turn on to reveal a bunch of ghosts, ghouls, goblins, witches, etc.)

Jinx: Oookay. Seat 29.

Boo: What happens when you're stomped on once?

Splunkin: I become enraged and move faster.

Amy: Seat 874.

Gex: Are you incredibly fearless?

Splunkin: Yes. Yes I am.

(King Boo appears beside him.)

King Boo: BOOOOO!!!

Splunkin: YAAAAAHH!

Gex: Well, that answers my question completely.

Jinx: Wait a minute. Are you Gex? The famous wise-cracking, TV-watching gecko who's defeated Rez three times?

Gex: Why yes I am.

Jinx: Joe's gonna love you. Seat 783.

Brooser: What if Mario eats your pumpkin armor?

Splunkin: Simple. I'll explode.

(Joe and Karlos come in.)

Jinx: Back so soon?

Joe: Yes. All we got were rocks, bricks, more rocks, and some Skittles.

(Karlos devours the Skittles.)

Joe: I guess we'll just have to- HEY! Are you Gex?! The famous wise-cracking, TV-watching gecko who's defeated Rez three times and still manages to make jokes about it?

Gex: More fans?

Joe: Dude, you're hired! End transmission!

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