The Dryest Bones: Sooo glad that whole "hero of time" thing got worked out!

Kamek: All you did was wear a lampshade when some Zelda people were near.

The Dryest Bones: Why is Rose still in Outrageous?

Chuck: Because she likes the Amazing Flying Hammer Brothers Show.

The Dryest Bones: Oh...

Yishotimi: It's my turn to interview! YAY!

The Dryest Bones: Great... Our ratings are going to plummit!

Kamek: We HAVE ratings?

The Dryest Bones: Well, SOME people appreciate us!

Chuck: Like who?

The Dryest Bones: Bowser, Crazy Koopa, Red Virus for killing Yellow, Kent C. Koopa for killing Hookbill, Lemmy (maybe), and random Yoshis.

Chuck: We actually have more than one?

The Dryest Bones: That's right! And, of course, our hostage audience is forced to love us... OR ELSE!

Kamek: Well, that's nice.

The Dryest Bones: It sure is...

Yishotimi: Wait, I'M THE LEAST FAVORITE CHARACTER ON THE SHOW?!

The Dryest Bones: Yes. You've interviewed Donkey Kong Junior.

Yishotimi: So?

The Dryest Bones: No one likes DK Jr!

Yishotimi: What about DK?

The Dryest Bones: He cares about bananas, nothing else. And anyone who cares about Junior doesn't matter.

Bowser Junior, Junior Troopa, Cranky Kong, Morton Koopa Junior, and Junior Shrooboid: Awwww!

The Dryest Bones: Besides Morton.

Morton: Hooray!

The Dryest Bones: Well, just go!

Yishotimi: Fine...

(Yishotimi eats spinach. He gets super powers, beats up Monty Mole, and goes to the studio.)

Popeye the Sailorman: Hey! That's my thing! And I am what I am, and that's all that I am!

(A fat clown falls on Popeye.)

Rudy: FAT?!

Everyone hates you! Anyway...

Yishotimi: Hello everyone!

Everyone: *groan*

Yishotimi: No one likes me...

All of those Junior people: We like you!

Lemmy: WELCOME TO LEMMY'S INTERVIEW SHOW!

Yishotimi: Anyway, today, I interview a Super Koopa!

(Hip, Fried Rooster, Martin, Crazy Packers Fan, Paperlemmy, Arim, crankymama5452, Dark Koopa, Ludwig 222, Lord Seth, and all of the other not-top-ten Super Koopas jump onstage.)

The Dryest Bones: This isn't going to work out.

Yishotimi: SECURITY!

Fred Fredburger: YES!

Yishotimi: 0.0

The Dryest Bones: What? My Dark Bones left to serve the Shadow Queen. Not my problem! Get them Fred!

Fred: I like tacos!

Iggy: TACO!

(Iggy randomly grabs all of the Super Koopas and flings them wherever. Then, he eats an imaginary taco.)

Fred: YES!

Yishotimi: All right, will Bowser's minion named Super Koopa please step onto the stage?

(The REAL Super Koopa steps onto the stage.)

Super Koopa: Howdy!

Yishotimi: All right, so how can you fly?

Super Koopa: Our capes are reinforced with the power of Super Leaves, Tanooki Suits, and Wing Caps.

Yishotimi: All right, so why do you only produce a Cape Feather when Mario steps on the red, glowing ones?

Super Koopa: Some were reinforced with Cape Feathers. Those are less stable than the other things, so it comes out when we're defeated.

Yishotimi: All right, how can you fly in every direction in Funky?

Super Koopa: Funky was the world that made no sense. We could do ANYTHING, but we just chose to fly in random directions.

Yishotimi: All right, time for audience questions! Seat BOOM!

Bob-omb: Why were you in fewer levels than most Koopas?

Super Koopa: We are VERY picky on where we like to go.

Yisohtimi: All right, seat BOOM2!

King Bob-omb: Why are the capes of Super Koopas that don't have Cape Feathers yellow?

Super Koopa: Different dry cleaners are needed for different types of capes. Colors are different, too.

Yishotimi: All right, seat BOOM3!

Boom Boom: Why did you only take one stomp to beat when you had that powerful cape on?

Super Koopa: Mario stomped on our heads. They're as weak as any other Koopa's.

Yishotimi: All right, that's all the time we have today.

Super Koopa: You do realize that you've said "all right" at the start of the last eight sentences, don't you?

Yishotimi: New style.

Super Koopa: HA! You didn't say it there!

Yishotimi: Dang it! Well, I'm going to destroy you EXTRA HARD! PAIN!

Pain Button: PUSH!

(All of those Junior people eat spinach and kill Super Koopa.)

Yishotimi: GOODBYE!

(Yishotimi throws a wrench at the camera.)

Lemmy: END...

(The camera dies.)

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