Extreme: You again?!

Cassie: 'Fraid so.

Extreme: I thought that I just had an Interview with you.

Cassie: Lemmy said we were a good team. He wants us to do more.

Extreme: Where's Blue?

Cassie: Who?

Extreme: Blue Yoshi who took your place.

Cassie: Never mind, who are we interviewing?

Extreme: I thought Larry, because all of a sudden, I realized that you want to interview all of the Koopalings, and so I decided on Larry. By the way, nice bow.

Cassie: Thanks! Bring him out.

(Larry comes down from the ceiling on a rope, then falls down, getting massive rope burn.)

Larry: Owie! Rope burn!

Cassie: Woah, big hair. Marge hair.

Larry: My hair? What about yours?

Cassie: I forgot to brush it.

Extreme: What games were you in?

Larry: Mario's Missing, Yoshi Safari, Mario World, Mario Bros. 3, and Mario and Luigi. Just like all of my siblings.

Cassie: How did you feel about not being in New Super Mario Bros? Originally, they were gonna put you there.

Larry: I felt angry. We Koopalings should be in more games then those 2D and one 3D game.

Cassie: Why don't you like eating meat?

Larry: Ever heard of getting fat? I like to be in shape, and eat really healthy. (mumbling) Unlike you.

Cassie: Excuse me?

Larry: Nothing, didn't say a thing.

Cassie: I'm not fat. Why is it that many of my friends' siblings are jerks?

Larry: They don't get out much. What are you asking me this for?

Cassie: 'Cause all of you are insulting me in a way.

Extreme: Well, why is it that you're always sneaking around all of the time? There's got to be a reason, right?

Larry: I'm curious.

Cassie: You said you were Larry.

Larry: No, I just said I was c... Oh cut it out, will ya?

Extreme: What's the deal with you hating Susan? I don't think there's a reason to hate her, is there?

Larry: She's annoying.

Cassie: No she's not. She is a nice friend to me.

Larry: She seems to annoy the guys like me. She is locusts to the males.

Cassie: Oh...

Extreme: Well, what's the deal with your hair? Why is it so big?

Larry: It's the latest trend. Some of my brothers followed it with me.

Cassie: How do you all manage to keep it that way?

Larry: Tons of hair spray and gel.

Extreme: Surprisingly, my hair doesn't need gel or spray.

Larry: Why not?

Extreme: Well, my hair is very soft, so it lets me do whatever I want with it.

Cassie: I'm wondering, why were you given the Valley of Bowser? I figured the Forest of Illusion would suit you better, with the plants.

Larry: My dad is too overprotective. Sometimes it stinks being the youngest child. And, since I'm the youngest in the family, he think's that I need more protection, and thinks I'm too weak.

Extreme: Well, I doubt that you're weak. You weren't that weak in Mario and Luigi.

Cassie: How good are you at tennis?

Larry: Since I've ever tried using a tennis racket to defeat Mario, I've gotten quite good with it.

Extreme: So, since Koopalings go to school, what happens to be your favorite subject?

Larry: Biology, because you get to learn about plants and the environment.

Cassie: Have you dated before?

Larry: No, not once in my life... Sad, though.

Susan: Not for long.

Larry: Oh dear...

Extreme: So anyways, what do you think about living with six siblings?

Larry: It stinks, they pick on me because I'm the youngest.

Extreme: Well, just be lucky you have siblings.

Larry: I'd rather be an only child.

Extreme: If so, then Lemmy wouldn't have created Lemmy's Land. And if he didn't, then we all wouldn't be here right now.

Larry: I have my own land somewhere.

Cassie: Where?

Larry: Grass Land.

Cassie: So, what is it like in Grass Land?

Larry: I'ts like heaven. Plants everywhere, healthy environment, beautiful weather...

Extreme: Why do they call you "Cheatsy"?

Larry: I cheat on my schoolwork a lot. And I sneak. Cheat plus Sneaky equals Cheatsy

Cassie: What's your favorite drink?

Larry: Grass Drink.

Cassie: Ewwww.

Larry: It's pure and healthy for everyone who's like me.

Roy: Weak and worthless?

Cassie: Shut up, Roy! You had no permission to talk.

Roy: I gave myself permission to talk.

Cassie: Well, only the interviewers have permission. How do you put up with him all the time?

Larry: I'm always in my room or hiding from him. I'm truly scared of people like him.

Cassie: Me too.

Roy: Just another day on the job, ya know.

Cassie: Let's have security kick him out just in case.

Hammer Bro: You're coming with me, Bub.

Roy: Revenge, Cassie! REVENGE!

Cassie: You're right, he is a jerk.

Larry: Told you so.

Cassie: Even though he is pretty cute. I like those characteristics. I think he is the one... Ok, back to the Interview. Time to ask the audience yet?

Extreme: Yep. Seat 18,238.

Mario: Can I have some of your grass juice?

Larry: No, go away. Make your own grass juice.

Cassie: Seat 1?

Luigi: What's the secret ingredient in that drink?

Larry: Grass, what do you think?

Luigi: I was thinking of dirt, but that's a bit better.

Cassie: Seat 324,234,234,234,233,423,423,423,423,423,423,423?

Extreme: ... That many?

Susan: (shouting) Will you go out with me?

Larry: (shouting back) No!

Extreme: Seat 6,839.

Anti Guy: What's your favorite sport?

Larry: I told you! Tennis!

Anti Guy: Whatever.

Larry: Same to you.

Cassie: Seat 666?

Wendy: Am I pretty to you, Larry?

Larry: If you get a wig, maybe.

Wendy: Grrr, I'll get you tonight, Larry.

Extreme: Seat 12.

Toadsworth: Do you like tennis?

Larry: For the last time, YES!

Cassie: Seat 869.

Kamek: What's your favorite show to watch and why?

Larry: The Nature of Things with Koopa Suzuki, 'cause I appreciate the environment, unlike the rest of you.

Extreme: Well that's all the time we have for today's Interview. As always, Extreme the Yoshi...

Cassie: I'm Cassie.

Wendy: And I'm the pretty one!

Cassie: How'd you get here?

(Roy barges back in.)

Roy: REVENGE!

Lemmy: Better end this before- Ahug!

Cassie: You go, Roy!

Lemmy: Why am I gettin' attacked?!

Extreme: Errr... End Transmission? Sweet, I said it for once.

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