Gex: You know, I haven't done an Interview at all since I got hired.

Joe: Well it's a good thing you're getting one. Today you're interviewing Priscilla the Peckish.

Amy: Is that why we're in her castle, in her own room?

(The scene shows that Joe, Karlos, Jinx, Amy, and Gex are in the final room of Priscilla the Peckish's castle, with pipes and the sand pit.)

Karlos: ... Uh, yep!

Joe: Priscilla! Get out here! Your Interview is starting!

(Priscilla jumps out of the sand pit and eats Joe.)

Joe: ACCK! I've been eaten by a termite!

Priscilla: Actually, I'm an anteater.

Joe: Whatever. LET ME OUT!!!

Priscilla: After this Interview, deadbeat.

Gex: Okay, now for your first question! Why do you look like a termite, yet you're an anteater?

Priscilla: I was turned into a termite by Kamek.

Gex: How did you get to be with Kamek?

Priscilla: I was a normal anteater when I was young, on planet Earth. Then I found a green tube thing-

Karlos: It's called a warp pipe.

Priscilla: Whatever. I fell into the warp pipe, and landed in Baby Bowser's Castle. Kamek and Baby Bowser found me, and took care of me.

Gex: And was the taken care of part before or after you were turned into a termite?

Priscilla: After.

Gex: Why did he turn you into a termite in the first place?

Priscilla: He thought I was ugly, so he made me into a termite, which he thought were cool.

Karlos: Audience...

(Karlos sees that no one else is here.)

Karlos: ...Time?

Jinx: No one else is here.

Priscilla: That's okay. I can get some more.

(Priscilla spits out a Needlenose.)

Joe: Oww, I felt that!

Needlenose: Uh, dude? Is this Audience Time?

Karlos: Yes.

Needlenose: So, how do you spit us Needlenoses out?

Priscilla: Kamek implanted Needlenoses in my system when he turned me into a termite.

Jinx: We need more audience members.

(Priscilla jumps into the air, and whacks one of the pipes. A Shy Guy comes out of it.)

Shy Guy: Uh, how do you... uh, find Yoshis and, um, Shy Guys?

Priscilla: I find them quite delicious.

Shy Guy: Uh oh. I gotta-

(Shy Guy slips and falls into the sand. Priscilla eats him.)

Joe: Woah! When did you get here?

Shy Guy: Uh... just now?

Gex: You fiend! Release Joe at once!

Priscilla: I said after the Interview!

Amy: Well the interview's over.

Karlos: Yes, by a mind-boggling coincidence. NOW COUGH UP JOE!!!

Priscilla: Fine.

(Priscilla hacks and coughs up the Shy Guy.)

Shy Guy: YES! Freedom!

(The Shy Guy runs away.)

Priscilla: Oops. That wasn't him.

(Priscilla coughs up Joe.)

Joe: Finally.

Priscilla: No hard feelings about eating you?

Joe: This is my answer...

(Joe picks up Karlos and whacks Priscilla with him.)

Gex: Well, I finally got to do an Interview today. Joy!

Amy: END TRANSMISSION!

Have an Interview or a suggestion of your own? Email me!
Go back to Lemmy's Interviews.
Go back to my main page.