Joe: Ack! I'm doing an Interview with Maguskoopa? Ooh, my "Crazy and Chaotic Interview" senses are tingling.

Karlos: Why are they tingling?

Joe: Because Maguskoopa's the creator of Paper Mario Cut: The 999-Year Window, which was completely random and insane.

Maguskoopa: Not to mention Once and For All, which isn't as random, but still insane.

Joe: ACK! How'd you get here?

Maguskoopa: You've got two choices. Either I can, A, give a long-winded explanation about my magic and how it works, or B, it was a plot hole. Which one do you want?

Joe: ... B.

Maguskoopa: I thought so.

Joe: At least I have someone to help me interview Lord Crumpet.

Crump: It's Crump, you nincomkoop! CRUMP!!!

Joe: Whatever. Let's just do this Interview before something stupid happens.

Maguskoopa: Sounds good to me. Okay, Crump, here's your first question: Why did you sign up with the X-Nauts?

Crump: I joined because the university I went to didn't respect my innovations in robotics, but Grodus hired me as Lord of Evil Technology. That's the reason for the "Lord" in my name.

Joe: Uh huh. How did you get Magnus Von Grapple?

Crump: On my 30th birthday, Grodus gave me the Magnus Von Grapple as a token of his appreciation.

Karlos: Kamikaze Watermelon!

Kamikaze Watermelon: Wee!

(SPLOTCH! A Kamikaze Watermelon flies across the room and slams into a wall.)

Maguskoopa: Sorry, those things tend to show up wherever I go. Now then, third question: Why do you have that pointy hat?

Crump: Every lord in the X-Nauts gets one. I'm just the only one to appear because Nintendo had budget cuts.

Joe: Budget cuts... Feh! How did you get the X-Naut ship?

Crump: Oh, I cobbled it together out of some cardboard boxes and washing machine parts.

Maguskoopa: ... Wow, you are good with machines. In any case, we're now open for audience questions. Seat... GOLF.

The King: Groovy.

Maguskoopa: No, no, the other king.

The REAL King: Do you like to golf?

Crump: It's good fun and all that.

The Real King: I love you, Lord Crumple!

Crump: It's Lord Crumpet- I mean, CRUMP!

Maguskoopa: Interesting. Seat... REALLYLONGTITLEFORASEATTHATHASSOMEONEINITTHATTALKSALOT.

Morton: Whydoyouhavethatsillylaughifinditratheroddanddisturbingbecauseiveheardhahahasandeehehes
butneverabuhhuhhuhandits–

(Maguskoopa stuffs a sock into Morton's mouth.)

Crump: Well, it's my trademark laugh.

Joe: Trademark laugh, my face. Seat 4!

Rez 1: Why–

Rez 2: Did-

Rez 3: You-

Rez 4: Try to capture Goombella?

(The other three smack him.)

Rez 4: What? It was getting really annoying!

Lord Crump: We were initially trying to capture Frankly, so we thought if we kidnapped his student, she'd know where he was.

Joe: Okay, time to play...

(A wheel pops out of the ground.)

Audience: WHEEL... OF... RANDOMNESS!!

(The wheel spins and lands on a trophy.)

Joe: Congratulations, you win a trophy!

(Crump receives a trophy.)

Crump: Awesome! A trophy dedicated to me! Lord... CRACKER-JACK?!

Maguskoopa: Great, you used "Guido's Low-Priced Trophies Service", didn't you?

Crump: ARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH! STOP MAKING FUN OF MY NAME!

(Crump goes berserk and starts running around, bashing people with the trophy.)

Maguskoopa: END TRANSMISSION! END TRANS–

(Crump bashes Maguskoopa into the camera.)

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