P.T.: Okay! Time for another Interview!
…
P.T.: OH NOES! NO RANDOMNESS!
He starts breaking down, crying.
Others: …
Dark: Well I’m the only one who hasn’t interviewed alone yet, so I guess I’ll go.
Soon…
Dark: Hi! I’m interviewing Elder Shrooboid! Now. Do Shrooboids get spikes as they age?
Elder: Yes.
Dark: How are you able to create crystals?
Elder: I’m part wizard.
Dark: Okay. How do you create fireballs?
Elder: I’m red, so I can use fire elementals. Green Shrooboids use wind, blue use water, yellow use earth, and purple use thunder. That has nothing to do with being part wizard.
Dark: Then how come the Junior Shrooboid couldn’t use elementals?
Elder: One, he’s not part wizard. Two, he wasn’t fully grown. And three, see reasons one and two.
Dark: … Is it possible to change colors?
Elder: No.
Dark: How were you able to grow?
Elder: It’s an ability fully-grown Shrooboids can use. It’s to help us stay alive.
Dark: How did you have that UFO in your mouth?
Elder: That’s just it! It was in my mouth the whole time!
Dark: … Okay! Time for audience questions! Seat OVERRATEDCHARACTER.
Lemmy: Why- HEY! GET ME A BETTER SEAT!
P.T.: Nevah!
Lemmy: … What, other than name abd appearance, is the difference between Shroobs and Shrooboids?
Elder: Name, appearance, the ability to grow head spikes, and elementals. By the way, the Shrooboid Brat was only called Shrooboid because he’d rather be a Shrooboid.
Dark: Seat MASKEDGUYTHATLIVESINATOYBOX.
Shy Guy: Is there anything that determines a Shrooboid’s color and element?
Elder: Usually whatever color the parents were determines the baby’s color. But having a different colored baby isn’t unheard of. And if two different colored Shrooboids have a baby, it’s usually the father’s color.
Dark: Okay, that’s enough for now. Bye!
Soon…
P.T.: I stole all of Link’s items! Except for his sword and shield.
Lemmy: So?
P.T.: So I can do this, now! MEGATON HAMMER!
(He attacks Lemmy.)
Lemmy: I hate you even more, now. Hmmm... I didn’t know that was possible.
Bogmire: Hey, how’d you break out?
Lemmy: I’m not telling you... Hey! Who keeps leaving the camera on?! End Transmission!
Transmission Ended.
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