Petey: Now APPARENTLY the turkeys hid as Shy Guys and joined Bowser's army so they wouldn't be slaughtered... They hadn't seen Yoshi's Island. *gulp* Anyway, JACK, DO THE INTERVIEW OR ELSE YOU'RE DINNER!

Pirate Guy: Yessir...
 

Bowser Jr: So we can stay here?

Jr. of Doom and Crew: Yeah, sure! In fact, we're getting Jack to interview Rocky.

Blowser Jr: Coooool... I wish something random would happen right now...

(Crickets chirp.)

Tail Dragons: ARRRR!!! IT'S CRICKETS! DARN IT! CRIIIIICKETS!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT! GOODBYE, CRUEL PLIT!

Fwoooooooooooooooooooo... splat.

Bowser Jr: And the balance goes back to normal... >:) Heh heh.
 

Jack: Hey, and (you're not) welcome to Jr. of Doom's (the idiot...) Interview (the worst) Show! (More like rubbish...) Today I'll be interviewing (cuz I was forced) Rocky the Rocky Wrench!

(Crickets chirp.)

Tail Dragons: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Jack: SHUT THOSE DARN CRICKETS UP! Anyway, Rocky Wrench, hey. First question. Why didn't you chuck wrenches in Mario Kart DS? You could've ruined all of the  kart racers!

Rocky: Oh, not only was it due to health and safety (I hate so muchhhh...), but we also ran out of wrenches.

Jack: Aww... shame. Anyway, second torture. Is there any reason you're called Rocky Wrenches?

Rocky: ... I THINK THERE'S A BIT OF A CLUE IN "WRENCHES!!!" And... as Monty Moles chuck rocks, we chuck wrenches!

Audience: OOOOOOOOOO...

Crickets: Oooooooooooo...

Tail Corpses: ARRRRRRRRRR!

Jack: SHUT UP!

...

Jack: Thank you. *sigh* Question three. Can you tell us your appearances and your attacks?

Rocky: Easy peasy! Appeared in... Super Mario 3 (Advance as well) and Mario Kart DS. My attacks are jumping up in my hole (Kart DS) and chucking wrenches (Mario Bros. 3).

Jack: Cool and short. That be good. So... can you walk out of your hole?

Rocky: WELL OF COURSE WE CAN... sort of. We actually drill holes in the ground and move around them.

Jr. of Doom: Well that explains the hole in the floor and how the tails fell.

Jack: Surrre does, now beat it. So, got any relatives and games you want to be in?

Rocky: *nods* Of course! We're related to Monty Moles and, surprisingly, Dark Koopas; and the games I wanna be in... probably a Mario Party or racing game!

Jack: Dark Koopas?!

GASP!

Rocky: ... Who did that? *shrug* Oh well. Yeah, we're hybirds of Monty Moles and Dark Koopas... an experiment went wrong. That's where we got our shell and  sunglasses.

Jack: Well that be weird. So... YOU IN SEAT 123,456,789.10! ASK A QUESTION!

Monty Mole: Uhhhh... So why haven't you appeared in more than two games? You've only appeared as much as Angry Sun!

Rocky: Cuz we wreck the place when we move...

Mole: Good point!

Petey Piranha and Dry Bro: NOW IT'S TIME FOR RANDOM THINGGGGGGGGGGGY!

Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

Shroob: _*&@~#@&^%$£_ :*&@~#@&^$) )=+?!! (What's wrong now, for DAD's sake?!)

Audience: It's boring.

Shroob; (DIIIIIIIIIIIIE! Killer crickets, attttack!)

Tails: ARRRRRRRRRRRRR! THE HORROR! THE HOOOOOOOOOROR... THE GREEN, TINY HORROR! WE'LL SAVE YOU, GO INTO OUR MOUTHS!

The Tails eat the audience and run off...

Moltz the Very Goonie: 0.0

Jr. of Doom: 0.0

Shroob: *&0.0)^&

Petey: 0.0 BLA.

Pirate Guy: END TRANSMISSION!

(And then there was End transmission.)

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