(Kody is in front of E-Man’s house, which is next door to Mario and Luigi’s house.)

Kody: I hope E-Man can let me interview Doopliss. I’ll be so happy if he lets me do that.

(Kody knocks on the door of the house. Octorock answers the door.)

Octorock: Hey Kody! What are you doing here?

Kody: Hey Octo! I’m here to ask E-Man if I could use Doopliss.

Octorock: E-Man is busy with his web comics on Smack Jeeves, but I bet he would love to see an old friend of his again.

(Octorock goes back into the house. After a few seconds, he comes out with E-Man.)

E-Man: Well, if it isn’t my old pal, Kody! What brings you to this neck of the woods?

Kody: Hi E-Man! I’ve come to ask you if I can interview Doopliss.

E-Man: Sure! You can interview him! I’ll go get him while you set up the Interview.

Kody: Sweet.

(After an hour and 24 minutes, the Interview at Kody’s castle is about to start.)

Kody: I’m so glad that you’re letting me do an Interview with Doopliss!

E-Man: Thanks! I wish I could help you do the Interview, but I already interviewed Doopliss and I don’t do as many Interviews as I used to.

Kody: That's okay. Well, it's Doopliss! Give him a hand!

(Dark Bones gives Doopliss a hand.)

Audience: EEK!!!

Doopliss: Ewwwww... Err… Where do I put this?

Dark Bones: Wherever you want. BUT DON'T YOU DISPOSE OF IT! IT'S MY FATHER'S HAND!!!

Doopliss: …

Kody: Question one, how were you able to steal Mario's body?

Doopliss: Only Lee from the Dojo in Toad Town, powerful Duplighosts, and myself  could steal bodies. But since he doesn't believe that there's "good" in that sort of thing, he ditched it. We're the only really powerful Duplighosts around so we could use moves that the others couldn't, like Destiny Transformation (in E-Man's Interview with me). There are more moves, but I'd rather keep them hidden.

Kody: You never really answered my first question.

Doopliss: How? Well, I transform into a shadow of my target and then while they're distracted I go and switch places with the soul of my target, leaving them trapped in the shadow, like Slick!

Kody: Nice. Okay, and why did you team up with Beldam and Marilyn?

Doopliss: Argh! Don't remind me of that! I hate getting called "freak-sheet!" I only joined them because nobody else would take me for the time being.

Beldam: YOU! FREAK-SHEET! YOU LEFT THE TOASTER ON! MY BREAD IS BURNT!!!

Doopliss: … What?

Kody: That wasn't Doopliss.

Beldam: I know. I like to drive him up the wall. Mweh heh heh!

Doopliss: DESTINY TRANSFORMATION!!!

(Doopliss fires a blue beam at Beldam… but it doesn't affect her.)

Doopliss: HUH?!

Beldam: I'm a shadow, you fool! Your attacks don't work on me!

Kody: Then how about… NIGHTMARE ENERGY BLAST!!!

(Kody unleashes a huge wave of energy at Beldam.)

FLASH!!! KA-BOOM!!!

Beldam: Ouch.

Doopliss: Thanks.

Kody: Yeah.

Octorock: Awesome!

E-Man: Not bad!

Kody: Thank you kindly, and now I really must continue the Interview. Okay Doopliss, why do you consistently refer to Mario by the name "Slick"?

Doopliss: I generally call anybody Slick as long as I think they're cool, not just Mario.

Kody: And what are your current stats?

Doopliss: All those adventures I do with E-Man really helped me. I now have 75 HP, 8 Attack, and 3 Defense. Only a little improvement, but it's a start.

Kody: Yeah, I know what you mean… Anyway why you reside at Creepy Steeple?

Doopliss: You mean why DID I reside in Creepy Steeple. Well I'm friends with the Boos and Swoopers there. Plus I own a parrot.

Kody: What's his name?

Doopliss: Mortimer. Now I live in a fortress… somewhere.

Kody: Hmmmmm… Any connection with the Shadow Queen at all?

Doopliss: NO! I've had nothing to do with that demon and I want nothing further!

Kody: Take it easy. Can you ever get back to your Duplighost form when you steal a body?

Doopliss: Of course! What's really interesting is that I can change back from my host, leaving them only a shadow! Mwa ha ha!

Kody: Scary…

Atomic Boo: BOO!

Kody: Doesn't work on me.

Atomic Boo: Boo…

Kody: Twist! I'm replacing my commercials with a half-time show! Take it away!

(Goombario and Goombella come out.)

Both: We can balance stuff on our heads!

(Both Goombas start to balance extraordinarily heavy things on their heads.)

Kody: *evil grin* And I can cause chaos.

(Kody drops a fully-loaded dumptruck on them.)

Both: … Pain…

Kody: Now that that's over, let's move on to audience questions. Seat 1.

Lemmy: Can you eat?

Doopliss: Errrr… No, I can't. I've never eaten anything in my life. I wonder what it's like…

Lemmy: Do you need to eat, though?

Doopliss: Nope. I'd still really like to know what it's like, though.

Kody: Tough luck, buddy. No really, I feel sorry for you. Seat 5.

Parabomb: How did you manage to turn the villagers into pigs?

Doopliss: My Destiny Transformation, of course.

E-Man: So the villagers were meant to be pigs? That's sad!

Kody: Seat… Crackers?

Fake Sonic: CRACKERS!

Kody: What the?! LEMMY!

Lemmy: Yes?

Kody: Did you make a stupid clone of Sonic?

Lemmy: Just because I made a stupid clone of Mario doesn't mean I make stupid clones of everyone, right?

Kody: And the fact that you just hate him.

Lemmy: I didn’t make him. He was made by Dr. Eggman.

Kody: Right… Seat 78!

Yeto the Yeti: YETO WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU FLOAT IN AIR AND SLAM DOWN ON SOMEONE?!

Doopliss: All Duplighosts can do that. It’s an attack that is easy and doesn’t cost FP. Transformations cost FP, you know.

Kody: Seat Star Rod.

Bowser: That's my seat!

(Kody throws Bowser outside again.)

E-Man: I know that we are friends and all, making me know just about everything about you, but I couldn’t resist asking an audience question. How are you able to heal yourself if you can’t eat food?

Doopliss: There’s two ways to do that, actually. The first way is to transform and then eat food or pretend to eat food, which oddly enough works.

Kody: Lastly, seat 49.

Chuck Norris: I demand to know your weak point.

Doopliss: ACK! IT'S CHUCK NORRIS!

Kody: Just answer the question.

Doopliss: If someone interrupts my transformation, that's not too good for me, or if they use the greatest weakness of any Duplighost.

Chuck Norris: Which is?

Doopliss: Electric attacks.

Kracko: Hah, that makes taking you down a lot easier!

(Meta Knight attacks Kracko and tackles Chuck Norris.)

Chuck Norris: Fools, I'm Chuck Norris.

(Chuck Norris catapults Meta Knight into one of Earth's satellites.)

Kody: And I'm Death.

(Kody kills Chuck Norris.)

Kody: That felt good.

Death: No, I'm Death!

(Death kills Kody, who comes back as a black Boo.)

Kody: Drat. So, now what?

Chuck Norris (also a Boo): No idea.

Kody: Wait a sec… Something's wrong.

(Sam and Alex burst through a brick wall.)

Both: Ouch.

Kody: WHAT THE?! SEIZE THEM!

(Nightmare grabs them.)

E-Man: Hey girls! Long time no see!

Sam and Alex: Yeah… whatever… Anyway, what are you going to do with us?

Nightmare: I have no idea… yet.

Someone: Maybe I might have an idea!

Kody: Who said that?

(Just then, Midna teleports into the room.)

Midna: I did! My name is Midna. I am the Twilight Princess.

Kody: You look more like an imp that a princess.

Midna: Silence, non-believer! I have come to help you by applying for a job as your co-interviewer, getting rid of annoying people, and doing some silly stuff during interviews- WOAH! I thought you were a werewolf!

Kody: Yes, well, there have been certain alterations… Anyway, you said that you could get rid of annoying people. How?

Midna: Like this!

(Midna opens a Twili portal under Sam and Alex, and they get teleported to somewhere else.)

Kody: Where'd you send 'em?

Midna: I have no idea.

In Sarasaland...

Tatanga the Conquerer: BWA HA HA! TATANGA HAS YOU NOW!

Sam and Alex: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!

Daisy (nearby, examining herself in the mirror): Yes, yes, just don't overdo it.

Tatanga: *eyebrow twitch*

At the castle...

Kody: I'll give it some thought. In the meantime, you can join the audience.

Midna: Sure.

E-Man: Err… You need some help turning back?

Kody: Nah, I'm fine right now. I always wanted to be a Boo anyway!

King Boo: What about-

Kody: I can still use my powers and such stuff, so no need to worry.

E-Man: Okay. Well, Kody is a Boo! That ends his Interview!

(The camera is smitten by Chuck Norris.)

E-Man: …

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