Bowser Jr: I gotta go soon, but it's been a good time!

Jr. of Doom: HEY! What about one more Interview before ya go?

Bowser Jr: Sure... But why have all the crew run off?

Clawdia: ROOOOOARRRRR!!!

Jr. of Doom: ... That's why.

Clawdia: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!

Bowser Jr: ... It's pretty obvious.

Clawdia: Oh, right, the Interview thing. :O But why they really were running was due to the Shroid invading.

Shroid: MWAHAHAHA! I-

Shroob: (Hey Intern Shroob52832! wanna be interviewed?)

Shroid: *dreamy eyes* FOR DAD'S SAKE YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!

Hammer Bro: I'M THE BRO TO DO IT!

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Hammer Bro: Hi, I'M HAMMER BRO, DUUUUUUUUUUUDES!

Bowser Jr: ... Yeah... And I'm Bowser Jr, so let's do the show already!

Hammer Bro: OK, Mr. Boss... anyways, what attacks can you do?

Intern: I can be chucked up in the air and shoot lasers, chuck a comet, and bring Shroobsworth back to life!

Bowser Jr: Cool, why are you with Shroobsworths?!

Intern Shroob: WELL... One, they take care of us; two, it makes us tougher; three, we can bring them back to life; and four, both of us would be pathetically weak without each other. I'M A BABY AND HE'S AN OLDIE! He'd have 35 HP and I'd have 25!

Hammer Bro: Why is there more than one Shroobsworth?

Intern Shroob: We use mutated Copy Flowers! Dr. Shroobs feed a Mushroob to it and they transform Shroobs into clones!

Dr. Shroob: *&&^%$"££@~~/@~#}-!!! (AND I DON'T GET PAID SQUAT!!!)

Intern Shroob: Just shaddup.

Bowser Jr: Hm, lively little kid, ain't he? Anyway, why did they let you fight in the toughest area in the game? You should’ve been earlier... HONESTLY, YOU’RE A BABY!

Intern Shroob: Well, actually Shroob Castle was our stronghold and we thought nobody would come in, so it was at the moment unguarded. So even the nursery had to fight.

Hammer Bro: SERIOUSLY?! Shroobs are WIIIIIERD DUDES. Putting that aside... What games have ya been in and what games do ya wanna be in?

Intern Shroob: Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time. What do I want to be in? I want to be in Super Mario Galaxy! Also I wish to be in a sports game teamed up with Microgoomba.

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Jr. of Doom: THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA!!!

Hooktail: Hi.

Jr. of Doom: Crickets.

Hooktail: SILENCE, YOU SICKO!!! ARRRRRRRRRRR! GOOOD DAD HELLLLP ME!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Jr. of Doom: O_o Right, sounds interesting... I think I'll slowly back away here now.

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Bowser Jr: Ok... Seat SORRYIKILLEDYOUALLINTHELASTINTERVIEW! AKA, Seat 10-25!

Moltz the Very Flattened: Hi! Sorry I murdered everyone last time! Anyway, why were there only Interns in the nursery, why not Shrooblets?

Intern Shroob: Uh... Shroobsworth?

Shroobsworth: _Mmmmp*&&%$$$@Mmmmmph_Mmmmp*&&$$$@Mmmmmph ~~)@! (The Shrooblets were out invading HolliJolli Village or they were in the tower nursery, which Mario and Luigi didn't find out how to reach!)

Bowser Jr: Well, I'm outta here! Had a strange but great time!

Hammer Bro: See y- NOOOO! NOT THAT DOOR!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Fwooooo...

Bowser Jr: YAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAAIAIAIAIAIA!!! BIGFALLNOTGOODHELPMEFORTHELOVERDADPLLLLLEASEHELPMMMEEEEEEE!

(Splat.)

Clawdia: Well he'll be in hospital for a long time... but ‘til then... JR. OF DOOM, YOU’RE DEAD! ROOOOARR!

Jr. of Doom: This could be a laugh...

(Clawdia smashes the screen with her fist and screaming sounds and punches can be heard.)

END TRANSMISSION.

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