Tony Paratroopa: Hello-

Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!

Tony: I wasn't done yet.

Lemmy: Oh.

Tony: Well, Mouse agreed to be my assistance.

Crazy Fuzzy: Lies!!!

(Crazy gets hit by a falling frypan.)

Mouse: That's new.

Tony: Today, I'm interviewing Yoshi.

Mouse: Yay!.

Roy: Hey, why isn't he being random?

Mouse: I was sleeping that day.

Tony: Hey, Mouse, want to interview with me?

Mouse: Sure!

Tony: Let's get started.

Audience: Boooooooooooo!

Boo: Yay for me!

Audience: ...

Boo: This is awkward.

Kirby: O.O

Tony: Ok. Come out, Yoshi!

(Yoshi walks out and sits in the interviewee chair.)

Waluigi: I'm afraid of chairs!!!

Tony: Security!!!

(Mouse hits Waluigi out the window with a book.)

Waluigi: (falling) Wwahh! PAPERCUT!!! *crash* D'oh!

Mouse: Hee hee hee!

Lemmy: He's your security?

Tony: Yes.

Lemmy: Oh.

Tony: Good. Hi, Yoshi!

Yoshi: Hello- *sees Mouse* Ahh! He's the one who stole my egg!

Mouse: I did? Wait, that was my dad!

Yoshi: Oh.

Tony: Ok, first question: What is a Yoshi's color based on?

Yoshi: It's based on their condition.

Mouse: Question 2: How do you feel about losing your eggs to us Squeeks?

Yoshi: Bad. I need those for tougher enemies.

Mouse:  Question three: How can you even make eggs?

Yoshi: We swallow digestible enemies whole and instantly lay an egg.

Mouse: Ooh.

Tony: Question four: How can you hover in the air?

Yoshi: We flap our arms and run or kick are legs fast and we hover, but we can't do it for long since it takes a lot of effort to do it.

Mouse: Question five: How come you get a new ability when you have a shell in your mouth?

Yoshi: We have a power that allows use to create abilities base on the color of the shell.

Tony: Are the blue Yoshis strongest?

Yoshi: No, but they can fly.

Tony: Last question, then it's the audience. After all your adventures, which one was your favorite?

Yoshi: The video game Yoshi's Island. The first one.

Tony: Oh. Ok audience, you're up. (to Mouse) Ok Mouse, chose a seat.

Mouse: Seat ATHLETE.

Athlete Goomba: I HAVE ATHLETE'S FOOT!!!

Tony: Very funny. Seat SCIENCE.

Ludwig: How long is your tongue?

Yoshi: Yoshi don't know.

Tony: Why are you talking in third person?

Wario: 'Cause it's cheaper!

Tony and Mouse: ...

*Ring Ring!*

Lemmy: Oh, the phone.

(Lemmy picks up the phone.)

Lemmy: Hello?

????: Hello, you have-a the wrong-a number!

Lemmy: What?!

John Stewart: Hello, Lemmy.

Lemmy: Curse you, John Stewart and your ability to change the sound of your voice! *smashing the phone down* Wait, that the first time I said "curse you". Yes!

Tony: Seat LITTLEMUSHROOMDUDE!!!

Random Goomba: Goombas rock!

(Mouse drops an ice cream truck on the Goomba. The audience starts mouthing a gape.)

Mouse: Hee hee hee!

Tony: Well, time's up.

Crazy: Lies!

Tony: ...

(Mouse hits Crazy with a bat.)

Mouse: Hee hee hee!

Tony: See you next time on-

Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show.

Mouse: End Transmission.

(Waluigi enters the studio.)

Waluigi: Revenge.

Mouse: Uh oh... Hee hee hee.

End Transmission

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