(King Doopliss and Co. are in the Creepy Steeple again.)

Doopliss: Are you guys ever leaving?!

King Doopliss: No. Why would we leave? You have digital cable!

Doopliss: That’s it!

(He jumps out a window and a thump is heard.)

King Doopliss: Ok… I feel that’s a good enough reason to do an Iinterview.

Ludwig: Oh DAD, not another one.

Cloaked Figure: Do you want to go back in the closet?

Ludwig: No.

Cloaked Figure: Then be quiet.

King Doopliss: But where am I going to get someone to interview?

Cloaked Figure: The freezer?

King Doopliss: That may be crazy enough to work.

(He and Cloaked Figure go to the freezer and find a Snow Spike eating all the ice cream.)

King Doopliss: What are you?

Snow Spike: I’m a Snow Spike. And might I ask who are you?

King Doopliss: King Doopliss, at your service.

Snow Spike: Where are you king of?

King Doopliss: Uhhhhhhhhh… Nab him and bag him, he knows too much!

(Cloaked Figure grabs the Snow Spike and shoves him kicking and screaming into a sack. Then they carry the sack to a chair and tie the Snow Spike to the chair.)

Snow Spike: Hey, what’s going on here?!

King Doopliss: Quiet! I’ll be Interviewing you now whether you like it or not. Question one, what is a Snow Spike?

Snow Spike: Snow Spikes are Spikes who got magically mutated with ice powers, so now we are able to make snowballs instead of spiked balls.

King Doopliss: Question two, how come there are so few of you guys in New Super Mario Bros?

Snow Spike: We are a relatively new species, so currently there are very few of us.

King Doopliss: So how did you guys become mutated?

Snow Spike: Well some Magikoopas were trying to make a potion that would be able to give Koopas ice powers, but it didn’t affect Koopas at all. So they threw it all away out a window. And at that time some Spikes were walking by and all of them got covered in the potion. Overnight they all changed into Snow Spikes.

King Doopliss: Where do Snow Spikes live?

Snow Spike: Most of us live in Ice Land.

King Doopliss: Then why were you in a freezer?

Snow Spike: I said most of us. I like freezers so I decided to live in one.

King Doopliss: Why would anyone want to live in a freezer?

Snow Spike: I don’t tell you how to live your life, so don’t tell me how to live mine.

King Doopliss: Do Snow Spikes work for anyone?

Snow Spike: Yes, we work mostly for King Bowser. But some left his army to live a more peaceful life.

King Doopliss: Like you living in a freezer?

Snow Spike: Will you stop with me and the freezer?!

King Doopliss: Never! So do you plan on being in any future games?

Snow Spike: Maybe, I mean we were an annoying enemy.

King Doopliss: Are you an annoying enemy because you live in a freezer?

Snow Spike: NO!!!

King Doopliss: Are you sure?

Snow Spike: Yes. Now will you please ask another question?!

King Doopliss: Fine. Why did you guys wear snow gear?

Snow Spike: Just because we have snow powers doesn’t mean we love every part of the cold.

King Doopliss: What is your favorite part, living in a freezer and eating ice cream?

Snow Spike: HATE!!!

King Doopliss: I think that's the most popular word on all of Plit, because everyone says it.

Snow Spike: HATE!!!

(Cloaked Figure slaps him.)

Snow Spike: What was that for?!

Cloaked Figure: For living in a freezer.

Snow Spike: You shall all freeze when I get free from here.

King Doopliss: Why did you pick to live in Doopliss’ freezer anyways?

Snow Spike: If I tell you, will you leave me alone about the freezer?

King Doopliss: Maybe.

Snow Spike: He always has ice cream in his freezer and I love ice cream, so I decided to live in his freezer to eat his ice cream.

Cloaked Figure: What’s your favorite flavor of ice cream?

Snow Spike: Rocky Road.

Ludwig: Ok, I’ve been quiet long enough! I am sick of how I’m being treated! I quit!

King Doopliss: You can’t quit. You lost that bet to Lemmy and must work for me now 'til the end of time.

Cloaked Figure: Back to the closet for you.

Ludwig: No! Not the closet! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

(Cloaked Figure Shoves him in a closet.)

King Doopliss: Where was I?

Snow Spike: Letting me go?

King Doopliss: Oh yeah, I was torturing you about you living in a freezer.

Snow Spike: …

King Doopliss: Time for the audience to ask a question.

(He looks and sees there is no one there.)

King Doopliss: I really shouldn’t have flushed that Goomba down the toilet.

(On cue, the room floods with water. Snow Spike then freezes it. Unfortunately for him, they all get frozen in a huge block of Ice. Doopliss and Lemmy walk in and see the one room frozen.)

Doopliss: That’s the last time I leave them in my home alone.

Lemmy: Why did I ever hire him in the first place?

Ludwig (from the closet): NOW LET ME OUT OF HERE!

Voice from above: Don’t you mean “NOW GET OUT OF HERE!”?

Ludwig: No, I want out of this stupid closet!

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