The season premiere! Yes, I think it’s horrible we’re back on, too.

Dark yoshi 123: I’m gonna find SpongeBob! I’m gonna find SpongeBob! I’m gonna find SpongeBob!

Cameraman: Yep, he’s been doing that for a few months now.

Dark yoshi 123 dives into the water and finds a sunken ship. He swims in and finds an air packet. He swims up and gets a breath, but then suddenly two talking sharks appear and cross a couple spears across his neck.

Bandana Blue: Halt! Who goes there?

Bandana Red: And why should we care?

Dark yoshi 123: Wow! This is like that night I spent in Vegas.

Bandana Blue: Who goes there?

Dark yoshi 123: I’m Dark yoshi 123.

Bandana Red: Wow, “the” Dark yoshi 123?

Dark yoshi 123: Yep.

Bandana Red: Who’s “the” Dark yoshi 123?

Dark yoshi 123: I am.

Bandana Red: What do you do?

Dark yoshi 123: I’m an interviewer.

Bandana Red: How many Interviews have you done?

Dark yoshi 123: Thousands!

Bandana Red: Were they good?

Dark yoshi 123: They were awesome!

Bandana Red: Cool.

Bandana Blue: Will you interview us?

Dark yoshi 123: Sure, but who’s gonna be the audience?

Bandana Blue: AH-LOOO-LOOO-LOOO!

Then out of nowhere thousands of people and things come.

Dark yoshi 123: Wow!

Bandana Red: Ok, can we start now?

Dark yoshi 123: What is this, an Interview?

Bandana Red: …

Bandana Blue: …

Audience: …

Luigi: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHH!

Dark yoshi 123: …

Cameraman: Hurry it up. Remember, we have to go save Bowser from the insane asylum.

Dark yoshi 123: Ok, first question. This is for both of you, what games are you in?

Bandana Blue: Super Mario RPG!

Bandana Red: Super Mario RPG and Mario Party!

Dark yoshi 123: Really?

Bandana Red: *sniff* No. Only RPG.

Dark yoshi 123: Really? Everyone’s in Mario Party.

Bandana Red: Even you?

Dark yoshi 123: Yeah, I’m that little dot in the back

Bandana Blue: Weird.

Dark yoshi 123: Next question, who is your boss, and why haven’t I met him?

Bandana Blue: He’s Jonathan Jones, the scourge of the seven seas.

Bandana Red: He’s the guy who’s about to kill you.

Dark yoshi 123 turns around just before Jonathan Jones hits him with his sword.

Dark yoshi 123: Hi. Nice to meet you.

Jonathan Jones: Argh! You’re sittin’ in me chair!

Bandana Red: Don’t worry, he’s a famous interviewer.

Jonathan Jones: You must be good at fighting, then.

Dark yoshi 123: Where the #$(& did you come up with that?

Jonathan Jones points at Rawk Hawk’s belt.

Dark yoshi 123: Funny story.

Flashback…

[i]Dark yoshi 123: Can I have that?

Rawk Hawk: Sure.

End Flashback…[/

Dark yoshi 123: And that’s how I saved Christmas.

Jonathan Jones: What? I’m gonna kill you now.

Dark yoshi 123 leans over and whispers to his cameraman.

Dark yoshi 123: Do we have enough tuna in the fridge?

Cameraman: No.

Dark yoshi 123: You know what to do.

The cameraman cracks his knuckles. He takes Jonathan Jones into a different room. Screams are heard and the cameraman’s bloody corpse is thrown back in.

Dark yoshi 123: New cameraman!

Jonathan Jones is also thrown out.

Dark yoshi 123: What the?

Shady Parakoopa and Blaze walk out.

Dark yoshi 123: Shady!

Dark yoshi 123 and Shady do their secret handshake. Blaze attempts to do it with Dark yoshi 123’s bodyguard but burns him to death.

Blaze: Sorry.

Dark yoshi 123: It’s ok.

Shady: Well, see ya.

They leave.

Max: That was random.

Everybody starts beating him. He gets killed.

Dark yoshi 123: That reminds me, make sure to read Shadow Paper Mario 2 RPG or Really Pathetic Game.

Bandana Red: Lets get this %#& on.

Dark Yoshi 123: How come you just made the word “thing” into looking like a swear word?

Bandana Red: Because I wanted to feel special.

Dark yoshi 123: Ok, next question, why were you just cheering on Jonathan Jones in that one on one battle instead of helping him?!

Bandana Red: Because he requested a one on one battle.

Dark yoshi 123: So?! Oh well, he just died. Next question, who designed your ship?

Bandana Red: Magic gypsies did it.

Bandana Blue: Why do you ask?

Dark yoshi 123: Only because of the… 3D MAZE, THE PHANTOM COIN, THE CANNON MINIGAME, LET’S NOT FORGET ABOUT YOUR STUPID SECRET PASSWORD, WHAT WAS IT AGAIN, OH YEAH, PEARLS! Well now that’s off my chest. Ok, last question, then the audience. Ok, why do you keep giving out Luckies?

Bandana Blue: Because we’re lucky.

Lucky: They’re after me Lucky Charms.

Captain Crunch runs onto the stage.

Captain Crunch: Come back, you waskly wabbit.

Yellow: Wow.

Captain Crunch asks yellow to marry him.

Yellow: Yes.

Max: That was…

Everybody starts shooting him. He dies… again.

Dark yoshi 123: Audience questions! Seat 76!

Goomba: Why did you choose to work for Jonathan Jones?

Bandana Red: That’s easy, he held a spear up to my head and-

Bandana Blue: Threatened to make us eat the grossest stuff on Plit.

Dark yoshi 123: Seat 800,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 and a lot more zeros.

Luigi: What are your-a weaknesses?

Bandana Red: Mine are fire and thunder.

Bandana Blue: And mine are the same.

Dark yoshi 123: Seat 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.

Frankly: What is your intelligence quotient?

Bandana Red: Mine is below average.

Bandana Blue: And mine is above.

Dark yoshi 123: Well that’s all. Well actually, there is one thing…

Bandana Red: What is it?

Dark yoshi 123: I need a new bodyguard and a new Interview partner.

Bandana Red: I’ll be the Interview partner.

Dark yoshi 123: But…

Bandana Red: Or else!

Bandana Blue: Then I’m going to be the bodyguard.

Dark yoshi 123: But before we leave, how can you guys go on land?

Bandana Blue: How can we talk?

Dark yoshi 123: Good point. But you don’t talk much.

Bandana Blue: I’m shy.

Dark yoshi 123: Now that’s all we have time for.

Cameraman: Now we need to rescue our other team member from the insane asylum.

Bandanas Red and Blue: So OVER AND OUT!!!

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