(Doopliss, Cloaked Figure, and Snow Spike are still frozen from the last Interview.)

Lemmy: Do you think you can thaw them out?

Fire Bro: Of course I can, but the question is can you afford the price to thaw them out?

Lemmy: How much is it?

Fire Bro: 20,000 coins.

Lemmy: How about I interview you instead?

Fire Bro: All right, but Interview me before I thaw them.

Lemmy: Ok. I wonder what they were doing prior to this happening?

Doopliss (in a Sherlock Homes outfit): I deduce that they where interviewing that Snow Spike, even though no one was running the camera, when the room filled with water because of some stupid thing King Doopliss did, and Snow Spike froze the water, trapping them all in ice.

Lemmy: How did you come up with that?

Doopliss: Elementary, my dear Lemmy. I watched the security camera footage.

Lemmy: …

Fire Bro: …

Ludwig (still in the closet): …

Lemmy: Should we let him out?

Doopliss: No. I bet he’s as crazy as King Doopliss. Besides, he’s not a main character.

Ludwig (still in the closet): Hey!

Lemmy: I thought he was a main character…

Doopliss: … Shut it.

Lemmy: You’re running the camera.

Doopliss: Nope.

(He jumps out the window again. Screams can be heard and then a thump.)

Lemmy: That joke is getting old fast.

(A Lakitu falls through a wall.)

Lemmy: I still don’t know how that’s possible, but it works. Want to be the cameraguy for an Interview?

Lakitu: Sure.

Lemmy: Great. Ok, let’s get started before I miss my shows.

Lakitu: Ready.

Lemmy: Hello, and welcome to King Doopliss Interviews. King Doopliss did something stupid, again, and can’t do the Interview today, so I’ll be doing it. Today I shall interview Fire Bro.

Fire Bro: I’m all fired up!

Lemmy: Right… Anyways, first question, how can you spit fireballs?

Fire Bro: Fire Bros. can spit fireballs because at birth we eat a Fire Flower, thus giving us the power to spit fireballs.

Lemmy: How can you guys spit fireballs all your life? Shouldn’t the effects of the Fire Flower wear off after a while?

Fire Bro: Normally yes, but in this case since we got the effects at birth we are able to keep the powers of the Flower indefinitely.

Lemmy: How come there are so few of you guys?

Fire Bro: Sometimes the firepower we get at birth backfires and we catch fire and become a pile of ash.

Lemmy: Okay. Who do you normally work with?

Fire Bro: Normally Hammer Bros. and Boomerang Bros.

Lemmy: Where do you guys live?

Fire Bro: Well currently most of us live in Desert Land, Barrel Volcano, and inside Thwomp Volcano. But we will live anywhere that’s not cold.

Lemmy: Why did you appear in Mario Superstar Baseball?

Fire Bro: Well King Bowser needed one more member for his team, so he chose me.

Lemmy: Why do you guys wear helmets?

Fire Bro: We wear them because they help protect us from Mario and Luigi’s jumps.

Lemmy: But Mario and Luigi’s jumps still take you out.

Fire Bro: But we don’t die from their jump. We just get knocked out. Without our helmets, we would be in big trouble. Also, helmets are very fashionable.

Lemmy: Right… Well I’m out of questions SO GET OUT OF HERE!

After the Interview…

Fire Bro: Like I promised, I’ll thaw them.

2 hours of thawing later…

King Doopliss: Now to end this Interview. Cloaked Figure, throw Snow Spike out the window.

Cloaked Figure: Yayz!

(He throws him out the window.)

Snow Spike: No!!! My freezer!!!

Lemmy, Fire Bro, and Lakitu: …

King Doopliss: When did you all get here?

Lemmy: After you all got frozen. I’ll explain later. Now let my brother out of the closet.

King Doopliss: Spoil sport.

(He opens the closet and Ludwig jumps out and beats King Doopliss up.)

Cloaked Figure: Should I stop that?

Lemmy: Nope.

Cloaked Figure: Oh, ok.

Lemmy: NOW GET OUT GET HERE!!! For real this time.

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