Lemmy: Welcome to Lemmy’s interview show! Today I’m introducing a new interviewer: Went the Wiggler!

Went: My first Interview! I’m very nervous!

Lemmy: Well, who are you interviewing?

Went: Err… Well, for my first Interview I have brought a Goomba!

Goomba: Hi!

Lemmy: A Goomba? Ok, it is easy for rookies. Good luck!

Went: Well, what’s your name?

Goomba: Does it matter? I’m just a Goomba!

Went: Yes, yes… What games have you been in?

Goomba: *sigh* Do you really know how to interview? Do you want help?

Went: No! I mean, a little... PLEASE!!!

Goomba: *sigh* Ok, I will interview you if you promise to interview me next time.

Went: Sure!

Goomba: First, you must start asking some easy questions, like why's that flower on your head?

Went: This? This is our most valued posession! This is what decides our status! The bigger, the better. So, if someone dares to touch it…

Goomba: Why didn’t the giant Wiggler in New SMB attack Mario if he was walking on him?

Went: He was so big that he didn't notice Mario.

Goomba: How can I know if you are male or female?

Went: The flower. Boys have a yellow one, girls, a pink one.

Goomba: In SMW, all the Wigglers had a white one.

Went: Bad screen resolution.

Goomba: How can you play tennis?

Went: That’s a stupid question! I have a lot of extremities! I just try not to lose my balance.

Goomba: Ok, I’m tired. Audience questions!

Went: Audience? What audience?

Goomba: Don’t you have an audience?!

Went: I-I told you today is my first day...

Goomba: *sigh* Wait a moment...

Goomba goes out. Soon he returns with a can.

Went: What’s that?

Goomba:Audience in a can! I have borrowed one from Kody.

Goomba adds water and an audience appears.

Went: WAW!

Goomba: Questions?

Koopa: Wait... Have we missed half of the Interview?

Goomba: That’s not a question.

Koopa: Sorry... How can you hold things without hands?

Went: What? I have 16 hands!

Goomba: THE INTERVIEWEE IS HIM, NOT ME!!! Knowing that, is there another question?

Luigi: What’s your weak point?

Went: Well... it depends. Basically our segments, but if we are weakened when furious, you can attack us directly.

Luigi: (writing) ...directly. Ok!

Went:Weirdo.

Shroob: ^?¿=)($”((&çñªº%$$?

Went: Double for you.

Goomba: Is there a translater in the room?

E. Gadd: Yes! I created this English-Shroob translater machine when the Shroobs were destroyed!

Goomba: Why?

E. Gadd: Because I was bored! Try it!

Went: Ok... Can you repeat the question?

Shroob: ^?¿=)($”((&çñªº%$$?

Machine: Egg mouse curtain studying hack berries?

E. Gadd: Hehe... Can you give me back the machine one second?

E. Gadd hammers the machine.

E. Gadd: Fine!

Went: Please repeat again.

Shroob:^?¿=)($”((&çñªº%$$?!!!

Machine: Would you like to come with us for a genetic experiment?

Went: Security.

Goomba: You don’t have any.

Went: Err... Wario! I will give you one thousand coins if you throw this Shroob out!

Wario: Done!

Wario grabs the Shroob and goes to the door.

Shroob: /?%º/&%??´¿=9$7·!! ( I only wanted to know the hour!)

Wario: The money!

Went: It's inside Lavalava Volcano!

Wario: Come to daddy, money!

Wario runs out of the studio.

Goomba: Last question!

Blue Yoshi: Why did the Wiggler on Tiny-Huge Island stay yellow when Mario smashed him?

Went: Some jerk painted him, so his color change couldn’t be noticed.

Goomba: Well, that’s all! Next week is your turn, ok?

Went: Sure! The end!

Cameraman: What?

Goomba: *sigh* END TRANSMISSION!

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