King Doopliss: So that’s how it happened.
Lemmy: What are you talking about?! I haven’t said anything yet.
Cloaked Figure: I was blind, and now I see.
Lemmy: You people make less sense everyday.
King Doopliss: Don’t care. The only thing I want to know is how come I have made it 12 Interviews in a row without my studio being blown up?
Lemmy: Well you probably just jinxed it. Oh, by the way, you’re interviewing a Bob-omb.
King Doopliss: Oh joy, another generic minion.
Lemmy: You’re going to interview him and like it.
King Doopliss: Make me!
Lemmy: I though you would never ask.
(One big fight later, King Doopliss and Co. are back in their Interview studio, and King Doopliss is tied to a chair.)
King Doopliss: How did we get back here?
Lemmy: Magic.
King Doopliss: Figures.
(Doopliss drives a bus through a wall.)
King Doopliss: HATE!
Doopliss: Shut it! Ok, last stop, everyone off.
(20 hippies get off the bus and take seats 1 through 20.)
King Doopliss: Oh boy.
Lemmy: Now interview!
(A Bob-omb walks in and takes a seat.)
King Doopliss: Well until I escape, I’ll interview you. First question, why do Bob-ombs attack by blowing up, knowing they will die from it?
Bob-omb: Well when we get angry we can’t help but blow up. It’s how we were made.
King Doopliss: You just said you were made, right?
Bob-omb: Yes.
King Doopliss: Who makes Bob-ombs?
Bob-omb: Bowser and his army.
King Doopliss: Figures.
Lemmy: Stop saying that word.
King Doopliss: Make me, Ice Boy.
(One beating later, King Doopliss is covered in bruises and bumps.)
King Doopliss: Why am I being tortured?!
Lemmy: Beats me.
King Doopliss: Anyways, how come Bombette and Bobbery can blow up infinite times?
Bob-omb: They are special prototype Bob-ombs that were made to be able to blow up as much as they want. But they both fled from Bowser’s army to join society as good guys.
King Doopliss: I guess they couldn’t handle being evil. Wimps.
(King Doopliss gets electrocuted.)
King Doopliss: BlagidiblagidiblagidiAGGGGG! HATE! Back on track, is Big Bob-omb king of the Bob-ombs?
Bob-omb: Yes.
King Doopliss: How did he come to power?
Bob-omb: King Bowser was suspecting a Bob-omb revolt, so to made us happy, and to keep us working, he gave Big Bob-omb power in Bowser’s army. But after he lost to Mario, he lost some of his power in Bowser’s army.
King Doopliss: How come some Bob-ombs live in Rogueport?
Bob-omb: Those Bob-ombs decided to leave Bowser’s army to live a peaceful live. Too bad for them, they live in a city full of crime.
King Doopliss: Well it’s time for the audience to ask questions. Seat 76.
Wiggler: What makes you angry?
Bob-omb: When people hit me.
King Doopliss: Seat 1,200.
Morton: Why am I so far in the back, not in the front, but in the rear…
(Cloaked Figure beats Morton, then kicks him out.)
King Doopliss: We have time for one last one from Ludwig.
Ludwig: If you were used as a bowling ball, what would you do?
Bob-omb: I would blow up.
Ludwig: Thanks.
(He runs onstage and grabs Bob-omb. He uses him like a bowling ball and hits King Doopliss. Then he runs out the door.)
Bob-omb: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
(He blows up, destroying the studio and the camera.)
Ludwig: Little did King Doopliss know that I was controlling the Interview the whole time. NOW GET OUT OF HERE!
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