(Jr. of Doom is dead on the floor from the last Interview.)

Dry Bro and Hammer Bro: What will we *sniff* like, do?

Shroob: _*&&^%$@~~:;/_*&&^$@~~:;/) ^... (There's only one thing to do...)

Dry Bro: What?

Shroob: (*sigh* ... It's the best thing to do... PARTTTTTTTTTY!!!)

***

Boo: Man, it's getting lonely here. Hey, Shrowser, are you there?

In the distance: YEEEEEeeessss...

Boo: I WASN'T ASKING IN THE DISTANCE, I WAS ASKING SHROWSER! Oh well. HEY cool! A S.F.O! I'M GOING BACK TO PLIT! ... Taxi!

***

Jr. of Doom's Ghost: HEY! HOW DARE YOU HAVE A PARTY WHEN I DIED?!

Hammer Bro: Um... like, sorry, dude... We'll repay you...

Jr. of Boo: No! I MEAN, HOW COULD YOU NOT INVITE ME?!

Shroob: (Ok, then. Join the party! We've got loads of those little sausage things left!)

Petey Piranha: BLAA!!! LET'S GO! WOO-HO-

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Bob the Boo: Um... Thanks for the trip. Hi guys! ... Hi Jr.

Bob sticks out his tongue.)

Jr. of Boo: GET THAT TONGUE OFF ME! Hey, peace man. Who was driving that taxi wreck?

Bob: Shrooblet 1,581.

Petey Piranha: That would explain the crash... *sigh* Underage driving, what a terrible thing. *snort* BLAHAHAHA!

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHA!

(Crickets chirp.)

Hooktail: ARRRRRRRRRR!

...

***

Jr. of Doom's Robotic Body: Hey! I'm back as Doom-Bot! :D Anyway, today me and Bob wil be intervie-

Crickets: We looked at the title.

Bob and Doom-Bot: Oh. Anyway, first question. Why were you left near Hollijolli Village?

Shrooblet: (HI MUM, I'M ON TV! Um... sorry. Anyway, it's a fun place to play, with all the snow and happiness and stuff.)

Bob: Um... IT WAS INVADED!!!

Shrooblet: (Exactly! It's fun to destroy stuff. Like this... CRICKETS!)

Hooktail: IT BURRRRRRRRRRRRRNS! IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS....

Crickets: That's kinda offensive.

Doom-Bot: Uh... Anyway, number two. Why were you only on those mushrooms?

Shrooblet: (We were playing this game where you have to run to the spots on the mushrooms first. AND RPG LAWS!)

Audience: STOP WITH THE STUPID FUN FICTION REFERENCES!

Doom-Bot: It was the first time!

Audience: WELL IT SHOULD BE THE LAST, TOO!

Doom-Bot: You're all grounded.

Audience: ?

Ten tons of mud lands on the audience.

SPLAT.

Bob: FINE. Number three, why are you so rare?

Shrooblet: (EASY PEASEY, I JUST HAD A SNEEZY! *achoo* Sorry, it's because our parents didn't want us to get hurt.)

Doom-Bot: Hm... SO WHY WEREN'T YOUR PARENTS WITH YA?! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Shrooblet: (Uh... Dude, turn off your caps lock. GOING BACK TO REALITY. Because, they were invading. Oh, and they were with us before those brainless Bros. got to us-)

Bob: They defeated you.

Shrooblet: (SHUT IT! They were supervising us.)

Doom-Bot: Ok, audience questiouns?

(Crickets chirp.)

Doom-Bot: Uh... Cricket 27?!

Cricket 27: Why weren't any Intern Shroobs there? They're young, too.

Shrooblet: (Intern Shroobs are too mature for our games, apparently. Personally I think they're kinda dumb.)

Cricket 25: You're going to grow into one ya know... but anyways, why do you only have one attack?!

Shrooblet: (I'M A BABY! And anyway, we weren't even trying to attack them, we were running!)

Doom-Bot: Well that's it... well apart from RANDOM THINGYYYYYYYY...

Audience: CHIRP... CHIRP.

FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... SMASH!!!

Bob: IT'S LANDED ON... WIN A MARIO KART!

Shrooblet: Yay!

Pianta Police: Your under arrest for underage driving... HAHAHAHAHHA!

Everyone: HAHAHAHA!

Pianta Police: No, seriously, it's a serious offence. You're going jail.

Jr's Crew: ... Uh, Moltz?

Moltz the Very Goonie: Yeah?

(They point to the camera.)

Moltz: Oh...

SMASH!!!

END TRANSMISSION

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