At G.G, Koopa 13, and Chompy’s mansion…

Koopa 13: I am cooking delicious eggs for the morning. Anyone want some?

(G.G. is seen throwing cooked eggs at people’s heads from a window.)

G.G: I do, I need more ammo!

Chompy: Bark bark!

G.G: No, I’m not going to eat those. Eggs are not meant for eating, they are meant for throwing.

(Bootler enters the room.)

Bootler: Pardon me, sirs, but there’s a Mr. Lemmy Koopa on the phone.

G.G: Koopa 13, you’re not doing anything of significant importance. Answer the phone.

Koopa 13: I always have to answer the phone!

(He answers the stupid phone.)

Lemmy: Where are you guys? You have an interview today!

Koopa 13: On what this time?

Lemmy: With Gonzales Jr. Where are you guys?

Koopa 13: At the mansion cooking breakfast.

Lemmy: IT’S 3:00 IN THE AFTERTNOON, YOU IDIOTS! GET YOUR SORRY BUTTS DOWN HERE NOW!!!

(They pack up some eggs and head to the Interview show.)

Lemmy: Woah. Where did you guys come from? I just got off the phone with you.

G.G: Scene transitions always come in handy.

Koopa 13: All right, dinobreath, come here!

(Gonzales Jr. jumps on Koopa 13 and knocks him into his shell and kicks his shell, making him bounce around the room.)

Jr: YEAH! THAT WAS AWSOME!

Koopa 13: Curse you!

G.G: Ok, let’s wait for Koopa 13 to stop bouncing around the room.

(He finally stops.)

Koopa 13: WOAH! Ok, I respect you, Jr.

G.G: No, no, let’s not call him that, let’s call him the name I gave him, Stupid Face.

Jr: Hmm. I like that name. Ok, from now on I’m Stupid Face.

Audience: Can we start this already?!

G.G: All right, sit!

(They sit.)

G.G: Ok, my first question is how strong are you exactly?

Jr: How strong? Watch this!

(Jr. goes into the audience and picks up Bowser.)

Bowser: You can’t do this to me! I AM THE MIGHTY KING BOWSER!

Jr.: Well now you’re the mighty flat Bowser.

(He throws him into a giant pancake maker and squishes him flat.)

G.G: I don’t know what’s scarier, that a little Yoshi did that or that we somehow got a giant pancake maker. Koopa 13?

Koopa 13: Next question, are you from Yoshi’s Island?

Jr: Yes I was, but while I was in the egg that hogface came to the island looking for something to use as a new food product for his hotdog stand. And what does he do? He kidnaps me and tries to cook me, the jerk. Anyway, you know how the rest happened. Gonzales saved me and we went on an adventure.

Chompy: Bark bark.

G.G: He says what do you think of Mario?

Jr: HIS NAME IS GONZALES!

Mario: Really? I thought it was Luigi.

Jr: Anyway, I think he is an awesome dude. If there is one guy I would fight beside in the Glitz Pit, it’s him.

G.G: Where in the world did you get those cool shorts and awesome hairdo?

Jr: I was born with them.

G.G: You can’t be born with clothes and hair, it’s physically impossible.

Jr: Dude, have you seen the place you live in? There are mushrooms that talk, turtles that can fly, and plumbers who save the world.

G.G: Wow. That’s a good point.

Koopa 13: Where are your mom and daddy, Jr?

(Jr. jumps on Koopa 13 and knocks him around the room again.)

Jr: You know, I don’t really know. Yoshis usually lay their eggs and leave them to fend for themselves. There’s an interesting Yoshi fact for you.

Koopa 13: STOP DOING THAT!!!

Jr: NEVER!

G.G: STOP SHOUTING!!!

Lemmy: I LIKE PIE!!!

Naruto: BELIEVE IT!!!

G.G: WHO LET HIM IN?!

(A foghorn is blown by Chompy.)

G.G: Thanks, Chompy. I think the shouting stopped.

Chompy: Bark bark!

G.G: Ok, he says how are you doing in the Glitz Pit?

Jr: How do you think? I’m the champion.

G.G: how did you get past Rawk Hawk?

(Jr. puts on a monster mask.)

Jr: Boo!

Rawk Hawk: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(Rawl Hawk runs out of the studio.)

G.G: That’s really starting to get old.

Koopa 13: Do you want to prove that you are greater than the Great Gonzales or Mario?

(Jr. does it again.)

Jr: No way, me and Gonzales are a team and always will be. I have no need to prove myself better than him.

G.G: Ok, audience time. Seat 2.

Yoshi: What do you think of Yoshis?

Jr: Do you really have to ask?

G.G: All right, seat 9.

Naruto: Believe it!!!

G.G: Would you get out of here?!

(He leaves with his head slouched.)

G.G: Weirdo. Seat 6.

Kamek: How do you carry people on your back if you’re so small?

Jr: It’s the pants I am wearing. They are made out of steal so that I can carry any person of any weight.

G.G: Seat 101.

Ludwig: How come you change colors in different files of the game?

Jr: Does the genius know nothing?

Koopa 13: Hey, that’s my line.

Ludwig: Yes I do, it’s just that I despise Yoshis so much I don’t study them. Now answer my question.

Jr: Forget it! I don’t talk to Yoshi haters.

Ludwig: Please! I take that back.

Jr: Fine, because it is time that depends on what color I am.

G.G: Okay, I think that is enough for now.

Koopa 13: So let’s go.

Chompy: BARK BARK!

Jr: Not just yet.

(He kicks Koopa 13 and knocks him around the room.)

Koopa 13: NOT AGAIN!

G.G: Wow, kicking koopa 13 has become a cool new sport. END TRANSMISSION!

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