Doom-Bot: Aw, this thing stinks.

Bob: Even more than your old body?

Doom-Bot: B- You've gotta point there. BUT... BWHEHEHEHE!

Bob: (Crazyschemecrazyschemexcrazyscheme.)

Doom-Bot: HAMMER BRO, I WILL POSSESS YOU! HAHAHA!

Bob: (YES!)

Hammer Bro: NO WAY, DUDE!!! Like, are you crazy or som- ARRR! WOOHOO! IT WORKED!

Bob: NO WAY! GET OUTTA HIS BODY!

Hammer Doom: Make me!

Bob: I will!

ZWOOOP!

Shroob: *&^$£@:@~#/?:;>,!!! (WE'RE DOING AN INTERVIEW NOW! ... WHAT THE?! HARRY, WHY ARE YOU PUNCHING YOURSELF IN THE HEAD?) *WHAM* (What was that for?!) *WHAM* (That's it, I'm calling Ice Bully to sort you out...)

5 hours later...

Puddle Bully: Sorry... What about if you interview me... PEACE?

Possessed Possessed Bro: Ok! First question, why did you melt in the freezing cold water?

Puddle Bully: I DIDN'T! I DROWNED! It's hard to swim with no arms.

PPB: Ok, second torture. Why is there only ONE OF YOU?!

Ice Bully: We can only go in cold areas, and in Cool, Cool Mountain there was no lava or freezing water so we'd have been pretty useless. Finally, we need BIG pay, we're so good.

Audience: *snort* Hee hee... *snort*

Ice Bully: AW SHUT UP!

PPB: *snort* Anyway, number three. Are you related to Chief Chilly?

Ice Bully: Good question! We're actually only frozen Bullies. So Big Bully froze into CHIEF CHILLY! Which would explain why both species use the same strategies :-)

PPB: ... Loser. Anyway... HOW DID YOU TURN FROM PUDDLE BULLY TO ICE BULLY?! Oh, and what game do you wanna be in?

Ice Bully: The temprature here is freezing. And for number two, I want to be in a 2D platformer. I'D BE IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT! HAHAHA!

PPB: What about Snail-Corn's strategy?

Ice Bully: ... Darn it.

PPB: Ok, audience q's. Seat HOLYPOTATOCHIPSAFLYINGTHINGY!!!

Paragoomba: Why haven't you been in other games since Super Mario 64/DS... as a baddie?

Freezing Ice Bully: Brrr... Because brr... I brrr.... would be too easy or brr... hard to defeat. Brr... Because my horns actually protect Mario jumping on me... BRRR!

PPB: Seat IPITYDAFOOLWHODOESN'TKNOWMEMR.T!

Mr. T: I pity yo crazy fools! Anyway, why didn't yo jump or run away from that fool Mario?

Mr. I: Hi Mr.T!

Dr. Nick: Hi everybody!

(Crickets chirp.)

Hooktail: A-

Frozen Ice Bully: SHADDUP! I was fr-r-rozen! I-I can't go quic-c-ck or I'd be s-s-o cold!

PPB: Ok, now it's time for... RANDOM THINNNNNNGY...

Hooktail: -RRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Audience: OOOOOOOO!

Hooktail: ARRRRRRRRR!!!

Crickets: BOOOOOOO!!!

Hooktail: ARRRRRRRRR!!!

Random Boo: You called?

Audience: ARRRRRRRRR!!!

Moltz the Very Goonie: OOOOOOOOOO!!!

CRASH!

PPB: And it looks like you've won a trip to the moon, Ice Bully!

Ice Bully: Yay!

Ice Bully is thrown into a rocket and it crashes into Raphael the Raven, and the ridiculously large raven eats him.

Raphael: Yummy! Ice cone! *BURP*

PPB: This always happens...

Random Boo: *gasp* Is that you, Bro?

Bob: Sis?!

To Be Continued?

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