Dooplisselle: DYoshi's interviewing Boo while I send the notes.
DYoshi: 'Kay.
(Dooplisselle leaves the room.)
Doopliss: Now then…
DYoshi: Welcome to Lemmy's Interviews.
Lemmy: Hey!
DYoshi: Today I interview the weakling, Boo.
(A Boo comes up.)
DYoshi: Hello. Who do you work for?
Boo: Some of us work for Bowser, and the rest work for King Boo. Some of us even work for…
Booton (Boo Mansion): BANNING!
King Red Boo (yet again, Boo Mansion): SPAMMING!
Boo: Those two.
DYoshi: Where do Boos live?
Boo: Some Boos live with King Boo or Bowser and serve either one of them. Some others live with…
Booton: BANNING!
King Red Boo: SPAMMING!
Boo: Those two.
DYoshi: Will they shut up?!
Boo: No.
DYoshi: I see. Well, tell me how you formed Boolossus.
Boo: One Boo went into another, and then they gather more Boos. 'Nuff said.
DYoshi: Well, that was obvious. Tell me, if you're a ghost, how come we can see you in the games?
Boo: Well, as you know, nobody could see us with our hands over our eyes. And that's when they look at us. We chase after them when they are turned around. We aren't invisible; nobody could see us because of a spell. When Mario jumps on us, it still hurts him because of the same reason.
DYoshi: Well, why do you have arms anyways?!
Boo: A spell.
DYoshi: Wow. Nothing stupid or random happened yet.
Fawful: PIE!!!
DYoshi: Pie rhymes with "die"; DIE!!!
(Fawful explodes.)
DYoshi: I stand corrected… Oh yeah! That was fun to watch.
Boo: Will you continue?!
DYoshi: Yes. How does Bow have her… bow if she's a ghost?
Boo: King Boo favored her so he gave her a spell to have her accessories stay on her.
DYoshi: Well, why did King Boo favor her?
Boo: She was attractive. And she was nice.
DYoshi: Well, what did King Boo think after Bow went with Mario?
Boo: What?!
DYoshi: Don't ask me. Dooplisselle's never played Paper Mario before.
Boo: Ah. Then ask another question.
DYoshi: Why do you have a big tongue?
Boo: Spell.
DYoshi: Can't Dooplisselle be more creative?!
Boo: No.
DYoshi: … Audience questions. Seat CHEESE.
Mario: What are you talking about I couldn't see you? I could see you fine!
Boo: You could? NOOOOOOO!!!
DYoshi: Seat GIVEMEYOURWALLET.
Popple: Give me your wallet. Do you like money?
Boo: Well, no. I think it makes people greedy. Like you.
Popple: Hey!
DYoshi: Seat DUPLIGHOST.
Doopliss: What is your favorite food?
Boo: I don't need food, like you. But I like cake.
DYoshi: Seat SMARTYPANTSBUTIDON'THAVEPANTS!
Ludwig: Vhat is your favorite velectronic device?
Boo: I enjoy Wii and computers, but other than that, I hate electronics.
DYoshi: Seat SPP.
Peach: In SPP, what did you think about me?
Boo: Well, I liked how you looked, but you bumped into me and that was rude.
DYoshi: This Interview is done! GET OUT!!!
Harry Potter: Erm, yes. Dooplisselle is way too lazy to do Interviews by herself anymore, so she wants me to say this: If you want 3 idiots and a Duplighost to bash into your studio for no reason and interview with you, contact Dooplisselle Koopa if you want that to happen and you want her to interview with you. Why again did Dooplisselle hire ME to say this? Who knows, who cares?
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Lemmy: No! Harry Potter was in it!
Dooplisselle: HOW DARE YOU HATE HARRY POTTER?!
(Dooplisselle pulls out an axe and… uh… the following scenes are deleted because of violence.)
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