Joe: ANOTHER ONE?! Why can't they just call me?

Kody: So, we're interviewing in your studio, right?

Voice: Nope.

Kody: WHO SAID THAT?!

Karlos: GASP! It's... It's... Who is it?

(Kody turns around to see none other than Clover standing behind him.)

Kody: YOU?! AGAIN?! I thought you were in E-Man's studio!!!

Clover: He sent me to tell you... err... something, I forgot...

Joe: ... Homina homina homina homina homina homina homina homina! SHE'S HOT!!!

Clover: HEY!

(Clover slaps him.)

Kody: Ouch.

(Clover slaps him too.)

Kody: Wait! I'm a Boo! How do you slap a Boo?

Clover: I have invisi-mitts on.

Kody: Curse you.

Joe: Unfortunately for me, Gex is interviewing with you.

Clover: ... Gex?

Gex: Hello, sweet cheeks.

Clover: Wait a minute, I'm not supposed to be doing an Interview!

Kody: Good idea, Joe.

Clover: WHAT?!

(King Boo floats in.)

Joe: Quick! Run away to the dark back of the place, Kody!

King Boo: Message for Ko- AHHHHHHH!!! IT'S GEX!!!

(King Boo faints.)

Kody: How can a ghost faint?

Gex: ... Reminds me of Ed tapping his birthday keg.

Kody: Erm, okay, then. At least I didn't faint.

(Kody floats to the dark back of the place.)

Joe: Wait for me!

(Joe runs there too.)

Gex: So where's the little tyke called Baby Mario?

(Baby Mario crawls onto the interviewee chair. Peach comes in pushing a baby stroller.)

Peach: Aw, you crawled out of the stroller again!

Baby Mario: WAH!

Gex: ... This job keeps getting weirder and weirder.

Karlos: Aw, the baby's crying.

(Baby Mario bawls so loud that everyone's eardrums start bleeding.)

Gex: Make it stop! Please! Oh, wait. I forgot that I don't have any ears.

Clover: (with cotton in her ears) Then how can you hear me?

Gex: What?

Clover: HOW CAN YOU HEAR ME?!

Kody: I think I just went deaf... thanks to magic.

Gex: I blame magic and science.

Bill Nye: SCIENCE!!!

Gandalf the White: MAGIC!

Gex: Well that's new.

(Peach grabs a pacifier and stuffs it in Baby Mario's mouth.)

Gex: Well, now that Baby Mario has stopped crying, we can begin. First, how did you know where Baby Luigi was?

Baby Mario: Goo goo ga ga!

Clover: Translator, please...

(Gex uses his remote and zaps Baby Mario. He stands up on two legs.)

Baby Mario: Amazing. That zap from the remote has made me more intelligent so that I can answer the questions of this Interview!

Karlos: ... Say what?

Baby Mario: (in British accent) Thank you. Now, to answer your question, it was the faithful friend Yoshi who told me where my dear brother was.

Clover: Yoshi could talk?

Gex: Or could you understand Yoshi language?

Baby Mario: I daresay it could have been both. *reverts to normal* GA!

Gex: Well that didn't last long. Lemme zap him again, but with more power!

(Gex uses his remote to zap Baby Mario again with more power. The remote then short-circuits. Baby Mario starts aging and turns into… Mario.)

Clover: O.O

Mario: It's-a me!

Gex: AAAAAAHH!!! My beautiful remote! Now how am I going  to save the TV Zone from Rez?

Kody: Uh... Use Morton.

Morton: WEDDING CAKE!!!

Karlos: ... Okay, that wedding cake thing is seriously getting old.

(Karlos bonks Morton on the head.)

Morton: (in British accent) Why thank you, old bean.

Gex: ARGH! This Interview is making no sense at all!!!

Clover: I quite agree! Someone make Mario a baby again!

(Gex throws Morton at Mario. Mario reverts back to Baby Mario somehow.)

Morton: CHICKEN TENDERS!

(King Boo wakes up and eats Morton.)

Baby Mario: WAH!!!

Kody: ERRRR...

(Kody snaps his fingers, and Baby Mario somehow learns proper English in 5 seconds.)

Baby Mario: Hey! I can speak!

Gex: ON WITH THE QUESTIONS!!! How did those Super Stars transform you into Superstar Mario?

Baby Mario: I guess because they were filled with such a magic potency that they made me extra powerful.

Joe: (to Clover) Marry me.

(Clover slaps Joe again.)

Joe: ... Ow.

Gex: How was traveling with the other babies in Yoshi's Island DS?

Baby Mario: What was that? I couldn't hear you. I removed my hearing aid during the randomness.

Gex: I said "How was traveling with the other babies in Yoshi's Island DS?"

Baby Mario: Well they were quite annoying, but then I'm annoying, so that pretty much cancels that out. We had good times, lots of good times... Yeah...

Joe: Audience Time! Seat 35,217!

Dark Bristle: How'd you get in the Mario Tennis game for N64?

Baby Mario: A time machine.

Joe: Can I have a kiss, hot blonde girl?

Clover: Get lost!

(Kody grabs Clover and throws her into Joe's arms.)

Kody: Heh.

Joe: Puck-

(Karlos randomly flies through the air and crashes into Joe, releasing Clover.)

Joe: Seat 432... Ouch.

Fred Fredburger: Yes! Okay, what did you think of your brother when he was a baby like you? Did you get along better than the adult you and Luigi?

Baby Mario: He had a strange craving for my pain.

Gex: Seat 524!

Polar Bear King: I am not the Polar Bear King!

Clover: Ask a question!

Polar Bear King: Uhhhh... Oh yeah, why did Kamek always hate you more than Baby Luigi?

Baby Mario: Maybe because I'm braver and more powerful than Luigi.

Baby Luigi: WAAAAH!

Baby Mario: What's up?

Baby Luigi: WEEGEE WANT MILK!!!

(Kody stuffs a milk carton in Baby Luigi's mouth.)

Baby Luigi: *gulp gulp gulp* Ahhh...

Clover: Seat -6.

Nega Eggman: How did it feel when you and Baby Luigi met with your adult selves?

Baby Mario: It felt weird at first, but after a while we got the hang of it.

Gex: Last question. Seat 42!

The Grim Reaper: How many hours do you sleep a day?

Everyone stares at the Reaper.

The Grim Reaper: What? It's just a question.

Baby Mario: About ten.

Joe: Well, that's our show! Clover, I have a surprise for you...

(Joe sprays pink perfume on Clover's face. She gets hearts in her eyes.)

Clover: Oh, Joe. You're just the dreamiest.

Kody: Oy vey... I'm outta here, bye!

(Kody floats away very fast.)

King Boo: Wait for meeeee!

(King follows him.)

Joe: Not so fast! You can't escape because the doors, windows, and toilets are locked, and they're invisi-proof!

Clover: I promise to love you forever.

Kody: Yes, well, you forgot about the walls.

(Kody and King Boo float through a wall.)

Joe: Darn it.

Clover: Kiss me.

Joe: ... Well okay.

Karlos: End Transmission!

(Meanwhile, Kody and King Boo are flying when Sam and Alex crash into them with spectro-suits on.)

Kody: Ouch! Hey, I thought Midna sent you to Sarasaland!

Tatanga: COME BACK HERE!!!

Sam and Alex: AHHHH!!!

(Sam and Alex run through the walls of the studio while Tatanga crashes into it.)

Clover: Hey guys, have you met my new boyfriend?

Sam: ... That's just wrong on so many levels.

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