Koop: This is my first Interview, and it's Koop, not Koops.

Koops: You'd better change your name, or I'll kill ya!!!

Koop: Security!

Lemmy: You don't have security yet, this is only your first Interview and you're interveiwing Koops today.

Koop: AAAAGH!!! Well at least I'll have security by my fifth Interview.

Lemmy: Actually we moved it to your billionth Interview.

Koop: WHAT?! This might be my first and last Interview.

Koops: Well, are you going to ask me a question or not?

Koop: Oh, why do you always have one eye squinted?

Koops: Once I was walking and I tripped and the grass gave me a black eye.

Koop: Since you always wear that jacket, does it have an air conditioner?

Koops: Of course not! It has an electric fan.

Koop: Is Koopie Koo your girlfriend?

Koop: You don't need to know about my personal life.

DING-DONG!

Koop: Time for audience questions! Seat 99.

Snifit: What's your favorite color?

Koops: Gray.

Koop: Seat 101.

Hooktail: What did you have for breakfast?

Koops: A doughnut.

Hooktail: What did you have for lunch?

Koops: A steak.

Hooktail: Mhhhhhhhhh, can I eat you?

Koops: No.

Hooktail: Aww.

Koop: Seat 1.

Bowser: Are you going to join my Koopa Klan?

Koops: If you give me a spiked shell.

Bowser: Here! Yes!

Koops: Not!

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

Koop: I actually got through an episode without Koops beating me up.

Koops: Hey! Now I remember!

(Koops punches Koop and nothing happens.)

Koops: I'd better get to the exercise room!

Koop: End Trans-

(Then Koops comes in with big muscles.)

Koop: -mission!

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