G.G: Hey Chompy, look. I just got a shipment of confidence pills, let's try them out.

(They take some of the pills and swallow them whole.)

Chompy: Bark bark!

G.G: Yeah, I feel a lot more confident. In fact, I feel like doing something dangerous.

Meanwhile, at Lemmy’s Interview show...

Lemmy: Hey, koopa 13, where’s G.G. and his pet?

Koopa 13: I don’t know, I’m not their mommy.

Lemmy: This is just like G.G. to do this to me. Looks like you’ll have to do it by yourself.

Koopa 13: Who am I interviewing, by the way?

Lemmy: Koops.

Koopa 13: Turtle interviewing turtle. Awesome.

Lemmy: Ok, then on with the show!

(Nothing happens.)

Koopa 13: Well where is he?

Lemmy: It’s ok, Koops, the Goomba and Chain Chomp aren’t here.

(Koops comes out from behind the curtains.)

Koops: Umm, are you sure?

(He slowly walks over to the Interview chair and sits in it.)

Koopa 13: All right are you ready, Koops?

Koops: Hang on a second.

(He pulls out a bunch of pillows and puts them underneath him.)

Koops: Can never be too careful...

Koopa 13: First question, who is your mommy?

Koops: You ask about my mommy? Her name is Kooplet, she was eaten by Hooktail. My dad swore revenge and went to defeat Hooktail, and you know what happened next, right?

Koopa 13: Right. Next question, were you ever a member of the Koopa Clan?

Koops: Oh no, never. Those guys are too unclean, filthy, smell bad, and reek of fish.

Koopa 13: You dare insult my greatness?

(Koops hides underneath the Interview chair.)

Koopa 13: Come out now.

(Koops comes out.)

Koops: Sorry, I'm still a bit timid.

Koopa 13: Third question, do you know Kooper, and what do you do with him?

Koops: Oh yes, I know him. We hang out sometimes and beat up the Fuzzies whenever they cause trouble in Koopa Village. Then we usually kick back and listen to music.

Meanwhile...

G.G: Ok, slowly now...

(We see G.G. and Chompy trying to steal Cortez's treasure.)

Cortez: MY TREASURE! Who do you think you are, amigo?!

G.G: I’m the guy who's stealing your treasure.

(He spits in Cortez's face and runs off with Chompy.)

Back at the Interview...

Koopa 13: How old are you?

Koops: I'm 14, I just started high school. I was afraid I would get kicked around but all of the people there like me because I was Mario’s partner.

Koopa 13: How was it traveling with Mario?

Koops: I owe him a lot. If it weren’t for him I would be a scaredy cat. I used to only eat things handmade, but now I can eat things from a machine; and I used to have to clean my room a lot to keep germs out, but now I only clean it with ONE RAG.

Koopa 13: Whoopty doo, Audience questions. Seat 67, what is your question?

Boo: How are you and Koopie Koo doing relationship-wise?

Koops: Actually we broke up a little while ago. She wasn’t giving me the thrill for adventure like I got from Mario, so now I'm going out with Ms. Mowz. In fact, I have to go and meet her right now. See ya!

(Koops pulls out a jetpack and flies out of the room.)

Koopa 13: I want one of those; anyway, I guess that’s it for-

G.G: RUN AWAY!!!

Chompy: YIPE YIPE YIPE!

(G.G. and Chompy are seen being chased across the stage by blue fire spirits.)

Cortez: END TRANSMISSION, mi amigos.

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