(The interviewing room is filled with a silent audience, until a shadow comes from the curtains. Everyone’s speaking in confusion.)

Goomba: Looks like Ludwig’s interviewing.

Koopa: THAT STUPID KOOPA?

Boo: What’s your problem?

Koopa: He speaks in a German accent! We’ll never understand him!

???: Who said it’s him?

Koopa: Your silhouette looks like him, except you're wearing goggles and a lab coat. Who else on Plit could you be?

???: Allow me to introduce myself. The name’s Ludwig101.

Koopa: Well at least you don’t have the stupid accent.

Everybody: GET OVER THE ACCENT ALREADY!

Ludwig101: Before we get started with the Interview, to make my long story short, Ludwig created me by copying his brain and morphing it into his figure, creating me, but with less annoying details.

Koopa: Yeah. Like the…

(Evil glare from everybody.)

Koopa: Sorry.

Ludwig101: Now to finally begin. Let’s bring out that greedy pig Wario. WARIO, GET YOUR GIANT BUTT OUT HERE!

Wario: All right already!

(Everyone’s booing their heads off.)

Wario: SHADDAP!

Ludwig101: First question. Why are you so greedy and disgusting?

Wario: I grew up in a putrid environment. It got onto me and I love it!

Ludwig101: Next, what do you think of your latest game, Wario: Master of Disguise?

Wario: It was excellent! I love being “The Purple Wind”, silent but deadly.

Ludwig101: …

Mario: HAHAHAHA! What a stupid name!

Wario: You think you can come up with something better, hotshot?

Mario: Yes, “The Cheese Thief”.

Ludwig101: Oh for the love of… SECURITY!

(2 big Chain Bros. from M&LSS grab Mario and throw him into space.)

Mario: Already? Mamamia!

Wario: Anyway, the only thing I didn’t like was my wand eating my gems for power.

Goodstyle: Look at the bright side, sir, at least I’m a real tool, unlike that persnickety parasol Perry.

Perry: Well at least I’m not some stiff from the background.

Goodstyle: Why you…

Iggy: YAY! TOOL FIGHT!

Ludwig101: CAN WE MOVE ON?! Last question before audience time, in the DS game, you’re in a little apartment. What happened to your castle in Wario World?

Wario: Too many large bills! No way am I paying that much after all the work I went through to get it.

Ludwig101: What about the castles from the past?

Wario: The castle I used to be in WAS those old ones, but improved.

Ludwig101: Now let’s move to audience questions. Seat BLABBERMOUTH.

Morton: How much do you like, love, crave, enjoy, and savor garlic?

Wario: As much as you like stupid wedding cake.

Morton: It’s not stupid, you’re stupid. You’re the stupidest, idiotic, dumbest, fool-

(Morton gets stuffed with Bowser’s 20-year-old sock.)

Ludwig101: Thanks, Roy! Seat WHINE.

Wendy: Can I have some of your treasure?

Wario: NO! Don’t ask me again!

Wendy: WHAAAAAAAAA!

Ludwig101: Quiet! Last one. Seat HOTSTUFF.

Angry Sun: What was your favorite game?

Wario: WarioWare: Smooth Moves.

Ludwig101: That’s it for now. END TRANSMISSION!

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